After all the stress it's been through lately, I thought I'd treat the motor to a £10 'mini valet'.

 

Fuck me, those boys do a cracking job. Full wash and dry, vacuumed all the inside, polished all surfaces, did all the inside windows, stuck an air freshener in and even gave me a spare one. All for a tenner!

 

Fuck knows what else you get for the £50 'full valet'. Presumably a go on one of their groomees in the portakabin.

 

Say what you like about them Muslims, but they know how to clean a car.

Are you going to recommend him to Athy Wigginer?

bet you get a reciept as well.

Been there a few times and i can't complain, The shell garage on COR is also a good un, worth every penny but the air fresheners are a bit shit

I like the Jelly Belly Bean air fresheners, but I do have a girl's car to be fair.

I like the Jelly Belly Bean air fresheners, but I do have a girl's car to be fair.

Thought you'd be more of a flip-flop hanging from your rear view mirror type of flat dick

Thought you'd be more of a flip-flop hanging from your rear view mirror type of flat dick

 

Ha Ha! Oh yes, one of them too, very similar to blokes who used to have a hairdresser's car.

After all the stress it's been through lately, I thought I'd treat the motor to a £10 'mini valet'.

 

Fuck me, those boys do a cracking job. Full wash and dry, vacuumed all the inside, polished all surfaces, did all the inside windows, stuck an air freshener in and even gave me a spare one. All for a tenner!

 

Fuck knows what else you get for the £50 'full valet'. Presumably a go on one of their groomees in the portakabin.

 

Say what you like about them Muslims, but they know how to clean a car.

 

they're good due to washing elephants.

 

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