theres been plenty of programmes on recently about plastic surgery.

would you have it done??

what would you change??

 

you can have pig fat injected into your widgy to make it fatter,brings a whole new meaning to the term ' pork sword'......

 

some lassies in china/japan are paying thousands to have their eyelids slashed to look more eastern, and spending 3 months with legs in traction to gain 2 inches in height.

 

are we feckin crazy????

design a vagina!!

design a vagina!!

 

i'd have to rigerously test a few 1st, then pick the best out fert missus.

Boob reduction

 

O:)

bird from greenwood has just had her tits done dd's now

some lassies in china/japan are paying thousands to have their eyelids slashed to look more eastern,  

 

far sicker are the Korean parents who force their kids into operations:

 

from http://thunderbay.indymedia.org/news/2004/01/10969.php

 

In South Korea's society of lofty aspirations, mastery of the English language is so highly prized that ambitious parents are forcing their children to have painful tongue surgery in order to give them perfect pronunciation.

 

The operation, which involves snipping the thin tissue under the tongue to make it longer and supposedly nimbler, has become so common that the government has produced a film in an effort to shock parents into shunning the practice. The film, made by the National Human Rights Com-mission, shows a woman taking her son to a clinic so that he can perform flawlessly in his kindergarten's English-language Christmas play. The boy screams as she and the nurses hold him down, with his mother insisting: "It's all for his future." The procedure, which involves chopping half an inch off the frenulum, is often carried out on children under the age of five.

 

Park Jin-pyo, the director of the film, used footage from a real operation and said that most people were unable to watch the surgery scenes. He said: "I wanted them to see how our society tramples our children's human rights in the name of their future."

 

Parents in South Korea, a highly competitive society obsessed with education, already go to great lengths to provide their children with a head start in learning English. They play their children nursery rhymes in the womb, hire expensive tutors for toddlers and send pre-school children to the US for sought-after American accents.

 

Speaking fluent English, the language of choice in global business, is regarded as a prerequisite for getting ahead. English-language teaching is a multibillion-dollar industry, and children as young as seven are sent on evening "crammer" courses.

 

The surgery craze took off because of a perception that Asian people find it difficult to pronounce "l" and "r" sounds. However, doctors ridicule the idea that the Korean tongue is too short or inflexible to cope with the English language, saying that practice - not an operation - is required.

 

Park Bom-chung, a doctor at Kangnam Sacred Heart Hospital in Seoul, said: "Doing the surgery on a normal kid just for English pronunciation doesn't make anatomical sense at all."