no balls

i think he had a boil on his bum was about 1992, mind Do I want to know how you know that? No, I don't think I do... oh dear!

Usually nowt,he just loves hospitals/ambulances/health centres, and all things medical. god love him , I bet it's the only attention he gets apart from getting kicked off the 526!

why I'm blushing! :shock:

appreciated? maybe...understood? not on your nelly!

He's too clever for us I fear! I reckon a couple more weeks & he's be talking like what we do! Give him a break, us ladies do actually like a man with a varied vocabulary though!

see there you go again, back to the English A level student forum...go on.....

Better a window licker than a potato picker! So there!!

Shoulder biters? What are they then? Or am I entering into a world I'd sooner have left the door closed to?

'allusion'? get back to the forum where people use proper words.....from whence you came...... =;

Why? What's up with Sazzy Darren? Apart from the obvious that is? Did you ask him?

Charnock Richard Cycles!

Jules.....please no! I don't know you from adam but that prick who plays rugby looks a right prick now he's had his done. It's like a rug! I mean would you take advise from a bloke named after a car? Having said that, Billy Capri always has good tips in my local Laddies! :D/

I'm busy ironing...I can't do everything for f**ks sake!

you can't on a galloping horse...so to speak!

Clearly this is a case of handbags I think they like to call them messenger/record bags these 'new' men nowadays. All look like handbags to me!! :D/ It always starts off like that, but their is always some whopper that comes and gets their silly opinion in, and will never listen to what others have to say! How about picky beatches who come on here picking up on poor schoolboy errors on the spelling front? Does that wind you up? I think you'll find it's there not their! [-X

Clearly this is a case of handbags I think they like to call them messenger/record bags these 'new' men nowadays. All look like handbags to me!! :D/

Now this has just turned from a bit of light hearted banter to abuse far too easily. Calm down girls!!

I think you might be talking about our current/soon to be ex-england manager there aren't you? That obvious is it! Fraid so. I thought he'd be a cracking doorman when he finishes as he's perfected saying 'your name's not down, you're not coming in' & he can ogle as much skirt as the durty b*stard can handle!!

I think you might be talking about our current/soon to be ex-england manager there aren't you?

Number 1 is future! Then when it starts receding no-one knows.......

Im 25 an i remeber them very clearly. like i said only available in light blue I like the picture Mr. Dancer, can I pinch it for my avatar? Do you remember those of you that were at school at this time that the kids that wore national health specs had the same colour specs as the spazmobiles yes the specs came with an elastaplast over one eye for some reason, usually worn by the kid wearing the balaclava. There were pink versions for girls too..bless the poor little mites. I think i may have picked on one of the girls in my junior school who had em. Shame on me!

Nar, well groomed thank you....I have standards! [-X Reprimanded again.

Bitter, no? Technologically inept, yes!

Avatar? I don't have one, I'm just a stupid bird who doesn't know how to add one! #-o You want to get on with your work anyway instead of getting off on soft porn avators! [-X

You mean the banter...oh yes, you're not wrong there mate... Some funny/strange b*st*rds on this site for sure!