no balls

good call. them were the days when the old bill used to march on the pub when you were on the a.t's & everyone whistled that tune. Problem with our pub was there there that many still in the boozer the ink would have run out of their pen before they'd got all the names at the bar.

I suppose you do come from the same country who gave us the great comic talents of Frank Carson & Jimmy Cricket so I suppose your benchmark's probably not the highest is it my friend?

please go in the corner and face the wall idiot wind, or 100 lines "I must try harder" welcome on board by the way....oh, but seriously, please up your game.

Middle of f*cking nowhere....whoah, that's god's little acre I'll have you know. Where all the beautiful people (if possibly a little interbred) live! I take it you're one of god's chosen people too then mounts?

Middle of f*cking nowhere....whoah, that's god's little acre I'll have you know. Where all the beautiful people (if possibly a little interbred) live!

I'm seeing tumbleweed bumbling along past his office, don't you? Deaf Ears me thinks!

::::::::::? Come on speak proper english like what I do? [-X

I'm sensing a bite there tiger!

not even funny, you're one of 2 people & you're both bang out of order! I'm going to go out on a limb here & guess who....So are you babysitting this weekend or out with us?

Can anybody name a prem ground of any size that does have a good atmosphere? I was at the city of manchester stadium on the afternoon we robbed em blind & I was so embarrassed to hear the canned chanting on tannoy. Shameful!

yes you all are what? anyway, I'm afraid I haven't got any pictures on me but if think of a cross between Pamela Anderson & that bird off CSI..... well, I'm fcuk all like them but getting to grateful stage of my life! :D/ I was always told it's best to put yourself down then they'll never be disappointed....

Nar, I'd sooner you took me out for a drink. I'm not really a movie buff I think I've pulled! Oh yeh, get yer coat...with lines like that you can't be suprised. There's nowt better than calling me a fat bird to get me on side! :^o I know her, shes a stunner :D/ :D/ Are you sure you know me?

Sticks & Stones Traf..... You know you're dying to see a picture.... [-(

you wouldn't have got slated by me mate...I might be female but a lady...erm, no, i've got a right potty mouth on me and agree wholeheartedly! nothing worse than when some 'family member' gives you a dirty look for saying the odd swear word....them dirty looks always shut me up, not!

Nar, I'd sooner you took me out for a drink. I'm not really a movie buff I think I've pulled! Oh yeh, get yer coat...with lines like that you can't be suprised. There's nowt better than calling me a fat bird to get me on side! :^o

looks like widnes has bottled it doesn't it? one nil to the dolly bird!

Nar, I'd sooner you took me out for a drink. I'm not really a movie buff

Curvy!

Is this open to everyone from WWays? Form an orderly queue =P~ No Happy sorry just Widnes ...........he needs to learn something abit technical about women .............. i might just write him a step by step guide Is that not an idiots guide Dolly?

He is indeed called ste & he lives near me in horwich. he went to hospital but he was in the pub come teatime on Friday! personally I kept a much lower profile in France, you're just asking for stick if do something like that & you're fat or a bird IMO. Oh by the way, I'm the latter....Oh, I suppose I am the former too... #-o

no honestly. I haven't got my bwfc undies on today. I'm not saying nolan's the complete article but I don't think I'm on my own in thinking parker's not as good as he thinks. I don't think Jose rated him too highly after shelling out a small fortune & I reckon on the sly that fella knows abit about football. either way, let's be honest, as long as Lampard & Gerrard are still walking, not many more are going get a look in, which is fair enough.

Carrick, Parker & Murphy.....never! Personally I think Scott Parker, who I presume you're on about, is stealing a living.

Oh we robbed em blind didn't we? Gullible northern monkeys!

1 litre of the cheapest vodka....it tastes better than smirnoff to an officiando like me myself!