Idiot Wind

the last sentence there Missus C is spot on. Every time.

I like Eastern European Jewish wedding music. I actually heard those very words in the Man & Scythe one day.

The voice of experience Sue?

Missus C is clearly the winner. Come claim your prize.

Me neither, but I can get minge shot. Do I get more points?

Don't tell me you go in the Cattle?

The rabbit thing? By the way, Satan, the prize is yours.

When did he do that???

Cheers Frank. Hope you're not dead now? I suspect you're not or else you would potentially struggle to post.

What's the prize? I may enter myself. I probably shouldn't post that should I? Ah well.

Pray tell?

They're not getting any better idiot! Come friday I'm expecting to produce a mind titter at least! It's another pearler! I feel despondent.

Kinky. Any particular areas to concentrate on?

I took the bait to a certain extent. I feel unclean. Two hats, I no longer feel the need to converse with you. You are dismissed.

Yes two hats, you are spot on. Knobjockey.

Don't, you'll only encourage that geek two hats. :-$

Hmmm, go on then. I must warn you that there is no prize at this present moment in time. I know, you can demand a prize, within reason naturally. Both morally and fiduciary.

You're not right Missus C, but you're much closer than anyone else so far. I shall refrain for saying you're hot as that would be rather presumptious of me.

I doubt that, he comes across as a definite gary neville.

Flatulence problem? No, next guess.... Zoe, thank you! As for my likes; well, I am rather indifferent to goats though I could feign an interest if necessary; porn, well I'm male so it's genetic; text speak, deplorable. As for Chavs, well I find my cattle prod comes in handy!

Erm, yep. Very embarrassing. #-o

What bees produce milk? Boo-bees.

That's how much of a gentleman I am. I'm also one of the lucky few who owns a car rather than a tractor. How eligible am I!!

:-s

I thought she was doing the licking?