Idiot Wind

Paedo bar men that's what. They're not interested now that you have to shave around both sets of lips.

I started going out drinking in town at 15, never got asked. Turned 18 and f*ck me, they never stopped asking. Haven't been asked in a while mind, must be the skinhead. If I say it enough I will convince myself - I'm not much older than 21 you see!!!

Nah, they droop just enough and the gap between them looks very natural. If I had to put money on it I'd go for natural.

100% as nature intended. You can tell.

Coldplay

Lennie, I salute you.

Made my morning!

Chivalry is an alien concept to me, I must confess. Homework time for oneself.

Well, please allow me to convey my profound apologies. How very unchivalric of me.

I'm sure we'd understand each other in the universal language.

Why thank you, I feel much more appreciated now.

I am being ostracised for having an extensive vocabulary. The human race is regressing along the path of evolution.

I would tend to disagree, although as I am neither, I am indifferent.

They're similar to window lickers. Bigtoe, I admire your humility. It is a admirable virtue.

Easy now. Ok, for you shoulder biters. I made that point before. Happy now?

I made a somewhat more subtle allusion to that fact.

I'd imagine that would cover most of your head.

It's a plc, you can check the accounts. He paid himself over ??1.3m in annual salary.

Fair play. I feel suitably chastised.

Furry muff then.

You will find I paid my own way through Uni, but your other points I take on board. Look, I'm not trying to be antagonistic here. If your theory rings true why isn't the rest of the equally blessed population earning enough to be in the 40% tax band? And mickbrown, of course he paid income tax. His company is listed in the UK therefore he is subject to the tax laws of the land, irrespective of his residence.

Reprimanded again. There's no need to be bitter about your lack of avatar.

I disagree, I earn what i do as a result of hard work both in work and at uni. Nothing more.

A fcuking medal? Yes please, your mum only gave me a certificate.

As a percentage of income we will have paid more, 'tis true. As for actual value, the tax on his salary of over ??1.3m would more than likely top our combined contributions methinks.