Youri McAnespie
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Breathe Beryl, breathe, breathe in the gas...oh, Beryl.
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39 minutes ago, Spider said:
I've just flicked it on whilst having some dinner.
There are 3 of them sitting in wheelie bins full of cold water. Much to the forced amusement of the bystanders.
It's making Mrs Brown's Boys look like actual comedy.
Why does that chubby girl wear a dog collar and a cape and pretend to be a Vicar, that McGovern is a real tramp, "Yeah", "yeah", "yeah"...
How the fuck is she on telly, she talks like Gazza after two bottles of gin. She feeds her babbeh Barr Cola and Wotsits.
Where did she get the jizz from?
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If it was for real why didn't Rock snot him? Or pull a piece and bust a cap in Smith's ass? No court in that land would convict him.
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Sunak, the hobbit, was wearing the exact same tie as his obese noncey scruffy cunt boss t'other day, the fucking arselicker.
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15 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said:
allowing retaliation with chlorine cylinders dropped on Kiev in due course.
They could have the last laugh by building loads of outdoor swimming pools.
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This was done sbout two months ago...
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58 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:
And I’ve never heard of one of them. 🤣 Mind you I’ve not much interest in celebs.
Because you never saw 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' or 'Independence Day'? Bollocks.
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Lever Street is nowhere, it was just unimaginatively called 'industrial area'. I've not been in a pub since November and I burned my top hat when I saw Rees Mogg in one.
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It was a gay lover's tiff, why the fuck did big Will win an Oscar? He was alreet in Independence Day, MiB 1,and sommat he played a bummer conman.
He was rubbish as Ali.
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2 minutes ago, Sweep said:
I reckon she's lactates pease pudding, and that's what she breast fed the baby on
I think she just pissed into a babbeh bottle and fed it that until she weaned it onto cans of 'All Day Breakfast' and cat food.
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12 minutes ago, Spider said:
World in Action’s theme tune used to scare me to death. Proper sinister.
Steph definitely doesn’t wear the strap on, but I bet she can bench 150kg with her chin.
Why's it not on anymore? I thought the logo was Jim Morrison of The Doors...
If she's the butch why did she have the babbeh she feeds on Sunny Delight and Rustler Burgers.
They need some investigative journal programmes to pose the question "Where did you get the jizz from, and why do you feed the babbeh solely on junk food, you tramp?"
When they have acceptable chefs on she gags on every mouthful of their acceptable food because it's not cheesy chips and donner meat (no chilli sauce).
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He got groomed by some posh twat who pretended he was equal, he even catalogued the grooming process on here. It's not his fault, he's just easily led and knocks about with groomers.
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The Falklands were uninhabited - the Amerindians visited and thought "fuck this off", then the Portuguese used it as a whaling port and thought "fuck this off" then the Brits shipped loads of taffs there who thought "fuck this off" and buggered off to the mainland at every opportunity to get pissed and shagged before reluctantly going back, hence loads of Chileans and Argentines who speak Welsh in a windswept moor, but at least some jumped up grocer's daughter could play Boudicea in a tank and close the pits.
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Seriously - where do they get jizz from?
And if McGovern had the babbeh she feeds on mushy peas and Microchips (the microwave potato things not the electronic components) does that mean her 'wife' is the one who dons the strap-on?
These questions need answering - A World in Action special perhaps?
The mind boggles.
She needs to be investigated she just mentioned 'parmos' for the four hundred thousandth time, she is a total smog scrubber. She says 'yeah' every other word. 'Boro twats are the most backwards fuckers - no wonder they abused all those kids.
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7 minutes ago, Rudy said:
@Youri McAnespie Russell Kane
He's doing a bit in a minute, turning over to BBC1 to hear about Ukrainian kids being blown up instead.
He lied about his age.
He's also a dope-shooter.
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You could re-enact the conquest of Costantinople with plastic swords and Crusader outfits off Ebay from China, then drink Fosters.
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Why not wear a weave? She's as reprehensible as her over here who has a bald head and wears specs on her bonce.
That scrubber McGovern doesn’t know what Orzo is. The tramp.
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10 minutes ago, Spider said:
I bet when Will Smith slaps his big widgie on his missus’s head nowadays that it makes a really amusing noise.
I know a girl who had a dalliance with Peter Andre years ago - she said he was hung like a Chinese mouse. I bet when he was with Jordan it was like chucking a chipolata up a ginnel.
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8 minutes ago, Spider said:
Watched a document series on metflix recently about Adolf Hitler (came 2nd in World War 2).
Apparently he had a dick the size of a half eaten Cadbury’s finger.
But for the last 4 years of his life was being injected several times a day with morphine, cocaine, vitamins and biotics taken directly from the bowels of Hungarian peasants.
it’s no wonder he was shaking like a shitting dog all the time.
My grandfather thought Hitler was a twat, they fight for their mates not for those cunts, I bet all those Russian lads think Putin is a proper bender and nobhead.
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I inadvertently slammed a door in Johnny Briggs' face (Mike Baldwin not the kid in that kid's programme) as a teenager in Manchester once - he looked most put out, he also had a crombie on like his character.
It was when we were both going into a shop, he hadn't pitched up on my doorstep peddling underwear.
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2 hours ago, L/H White said:
...Had a queen knocking about the garden all weekend too
Alan Carr? Graham Norton? Gok Wan?
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14 hours ago, leigh white said:
The bloke on the right is the spits of my grandfather - except he had SS insignia and a death's head on his uniform.
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56 minutes ago, Zico said:
This is whit hippins whin yi lit thi blicks into thi iscirs.
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12 hours ago, Sweep said:
It's been freezing down here today, the heating is currently back on
You mean you had a bin fire outside your caravan and you and all the other gypsies off your site gathered around it drinking poitin wearing fingerless gloves, and plotting to steal plant machinery?
Politics
in Behind The Stands
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A positive will be when he falls off his mobility scooter after 12 €1 pints of Carling whilst retreating to his lair in Spain and breaks his hips and gets landed with a bill for four thousand Euros, then gets deported.