Dollybird
as Stinky says, the whole thing is mildly amusing but no more than that.
Although I do have a dark thought hidden in the recesses of my mind that we may just be responding to the insane ramblings of an occupant of an upmarket asylum.....or, even worse, it could be Big Sam himself enjoying a bit of a wind up of the punters whilst he has a spare 5 minutes in the office. The clues are there - always referring to himself as Fat Sam (most of us don't know or wish to know what he looks like in the buff), sticks rigidly to office hours (never on-line at the weekend when the matches are on), etc.
Ooh, scary.