When you tried the atkins, how the f??ck did you manage to have a dump??

 

Been nearly 4 days now

oh me me me, i want bigger knockers!!!, dont need your nipples though, would be a bit weird having 4, besides, swanny might think im a dog and try to bum shag me.

OK, I'm keeping the nips anyway so it suits me.

 

However, I think you'll have to have both legs amputated to compensate for the weight gain.

jees gal, how big are those paps??

will i get back ache???

fat cunts

 

go for runs and wank more

 

works for me