no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 So has anybody invited them for a a quick aperitif and cucumber sandwich in the Rocket,Schooner or maybe even the Cotton Tree yet? They're a hospitable lot in them there hostelries? We could have a bit of a prematch knees up or something? And they can bring that American dwalf friend of theirs that's dead good mates with a couple of their season ticket holders. I'd so like to meet him. What are you on? can i have some please? And I was actually asking Hippo a genuine question about a board he recommends, does that constitute a row now!!!!! #-o the rag probably Fair Play Mate! You can always rely on a Northern Boy to get straight to the point. Bet them southerners were scared to say it. I do have to say though it's not my menstrual cycle that's affecting my mood, I think it's just the pre-match excitement of getting on a plane & watching Wednesday's UEFA game....oh I that sounds good. FA...Whatever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 So has anybody invited them for a a quick aperitif and cucumber sandwich in the Rocket,Schooner or maybe even the Cotton Tree yet? They're a hospitable lot in them there hostelries? We could have a bit of a prematch knees up or something? And they can bring that American dwalf friend of theirs that's dead good mates with a couple of their season ticket holders. I'd so like to meet him. What are you on? can i have some please? And I was actually asking Hippo a genuine question about a board he recommends, does that constitute a row now!!!!! #-o I'm just breathing in clean northern air my friend! That's all the drug I need. I don't think you'll find my original post to be offensive just inquisitive. I'm not starting a row, honest. I just wondered why you'd all invaded our board, this sort of thing doesn't normally happen. It's nomally full of likeminded individuals with a love for the Wanderers. Genuine question, & not a wind up. Do you not have a board like this as you & the hippo person seems to be having a bit of banter on here but you're both hammers aren't you? I just don't get it! Then again, I do have a blonde highlight or two in my barnet! I was trying to say that I was not bantering with Hippo, I was asking him a question. I appreciate you wasn't starting an arguement. As for coming here, well to be honest as supporters of our respective clubs who obviuosly hate each other, so you know you are gonna have a good bit of banter, which to me is what it is. I don't know you so how could I possibly hate you as a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Whoah Mate! No need to get all sensitive...did I say you said you hated me...I hope not? I'm a proper nice northern person...honest! Banter all you want, & for the record I don't actually hate West Ham, I can't stand that little prick Cole & I can't stand that really rough alleyway you make us away fans trundle down to get to the turnstiles, but you personally, Nar I don't think so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Whoah Mate! No need to get all sensitive...did I say you said you hated me...I hope not? I'm a proper nice northern person...honest! Banter all you want, & for the record I don't actually hate West Ham, I can't stand that little prick Cole & I can't stand that really rough alleyway you make us away fans trundle down to get to the turnstiles, but you personally, Nar I don't think so! Oh yes that alleyway. Me sensitive never just don't want anymore of you offering me their mobile number so we can meet up. I thought this was a football site not a dating one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Whoah Mate! No need to get all sensitive...did I say you said you hated me...I hope not? I'm a proper nice northern person...honest! Banter all you want, & for the record I don't actually hate West Ham, I can't stand that little prick Cole & I can't stand that really rough alleyway you make us away fans trundle down to get to the turnstiles, but you personally, Nar I don't think so! Oh yes that alleyway. Me sensitive never just don't want anymore of you offering me their mobile number so we can meet up. I thought this was a football site not a dating one Don't push it pal! Anyway, we don't have fancy things like mobiles up here yet. Hold on though, whilst typing this on my brand new commodor 64 I was just thinking how much I'd love a southern pen pal! I could send you a postcard from Marseille! Whey hey, you know I had to get that one in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickythehippo Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 you got a mobile number for a meet? E11 got a threat of pornographic spam well over a hundred posts of sarcasm, dooble entendre, provocation and subtle lack of respect and nada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Whoah Mate! No need to get all sensitive...did I say you said you hated me...I hope not? I'm a proper nice northern person...honest! Banter all you want, & for the record I don't actually hate West Ham, I can't stand that little prick Cole & I can't stand that really rough alleyway you make us away fans trundle down to get to the turnstiles, but you personally, Nar I don't think so! Oh yes that alleyway. Me sensitive never just don't want anymore of you offering me their mobile number so we can meet up. I thought this was a football site not a dating one Don't push it pal! Anyway, we don't have fancy things like mobiles up here yet. Hold on though, whilst typing this on my brand new commodor 64 I was just thinking how much I'd love a southern pen pal! I could send you a postcard from Marseille! Whey hey, you know I had to get that one in! Is Marsellie sunny this time of year? By the way how many weeks wages did the 64 cost ya? O:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 The weather isn't going to be an issue I don't think unless the bars are open air. Eh, I'm not packing my bikini mate, it'll be my best England flag, vacuum packed gravy & Andrews Liver Salts for breakfast! & 6 hard weeks of working down the mines posing as a pit pony got me this hi-tech baby. Horses get better wages & working conditions you see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickythehippo Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 can't you take a Bolton flag? borrow one off the fat blokes? I'm dreading the answer to this what flags do they wave as they run about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 The weather isn't going to be an issue I don't think unless the bars are open air. Eh, I'm not packing my bikini mate, it'll be my best England flag, vacuum packed gravy & Andrews Liver Salts for breakfast! & 6 hard weeks of working down the mines posing as a pit pony got me this hi-tech baby. Horses get better wages & working conditions you see! I can't believe they treat horses better, that is poor. You should move down sarf you can have as much pie and mash and jellied eels as you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 you got a mobile number for a meet? E11 got a threat of pornographic spam well over a hundred posts of sarcasm, dooble entendre, provocation and subtle lack of respect and nada I got an offer of a mobile number for a meet. Nice chap he was very polite to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 The weather isn't going to be an issue I don't think unless the bars are open air. Eh, I'm not packing my bikini mate, it'll be my best England flag, vacuum packed gravy & Andrews Liver Salts for breakfast! & 6 hard weeks of working down the mines posing as a pit pony got me this hi-tech baby. Horses get better wages & working conditions you see! I can't believe they treat horses better, that is poor. You should move down sarf you can have as much pie and mash and jellied eels as you want. That's a marriage proposal where I come from mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickythehippo Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 then I think you should go if he was polite going to show you around Bolton presumably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 The weather isn't going to be an issue I don't think unless the bars are open air. Eh, I'm not packing my bikini mate, it'll be my best England flag, vacuum packed gravy & Andrews Liver Salts for breakfast! & 6 hard weeks of working down the mines posing as a pit pony got me this hi-tech baby. Horses get better wages & working conditions you see! I can't believe they treat horses better, that is poor. You should move down sarf you can have as much pie and mash and jellied eels as you want. That's a marriage proposal where I come from mate! O:) I am worried about you guys now. See this is a dating site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 then I think you should go if he was polite going to show you around Bolton presumably Well I think that was the plan. He named a couple of places that would be part of the tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Oh yeh, I'd love them.....You calling me a lezza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Anyhoo, you Southerners seem not so bad after you've calmed down abit. Must go, for the time being, I've got to clean out the coalshed & feed the whippet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 100%WHU Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 The weather isn't going to be an issue I don't think unless the bars are open air. Eh, I'm not packing my bikini mate, it'll be my best England flag, vacuum packed gravy & Andrews Liver Salts for breakfast! & 6 hard weeks of working down the mines posing as a pit pony got me this hi-tech baby. Horses get better wages & working conditions you see! I can't believe they treat horses better, that is poor. You should move down sarf you can have as much pie and mash and jellied eels as you want. That's a marriage proposal where I come from mate! Nar only joking with you....how could I possibly live in a town with no gravy in the local chippy & rubbish beer! O:) I am worried about you guys now. See this is a dating site You don't like lager and alcho pops then. Surely the essex girls are tempting?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 my reply seemed to appear before you mentioned the essex girls by some quantum freak...anyhoo, Essex Girls...I'm not a lezza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I don't think many Bolton fans have any deep hatred for WHU,we save that for more local rivals Man u,Wigan,Blackburn etc. Apart from 3 seasons ago when it was us or you to go down,i don't remember there being any history of bad blood. Surely WHU are more interested in Spurs,Chelski etc? We'll just put it down to a bit of pre match banter PS are Kellys still open in the East end for pie mash? used to have mates from Bethnal Green/Stepney years ago, i developed an addiction to that stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledwhite2 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Burnden, it's a shite quality pie with a bit of mash. No self-respecting northerner would stand for that shite, we are world leaders in chip shop food. The hype about pie and mash led me to believe it would be something extraordinary; compared to chips pudding and gravy from Coniston chippy in LH, it's a ragging embarassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Burnden, it's a shite quality pie with a bit of mash. No self-respecting northerner would stand for that shite, we are world leaders in chip shop food. The hype about pie and mash led me to believe it would be something extraordinary; compared to chips pudding and gravy from Coniston chippy in LH, it's a ragging embarassment. I agree with what yer saying,but here are my excuses - 1,It was years ago, i was a youngster ,i knew fcuk all 2, I was stuck in the East end 3, The chippys were shite 4,The "caffs" were shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickythehippo Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 not a chippy wallah myself but what's wrong with the cafes? good ones and bad ones but a good cafe is a lovely thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 not a chippy wallah myself but what's wrong with the cafes? good ones and bad ones but a good cafe is a lovely thing We may have a cultural divide my friend cafes are not popular up here except with the workless class & girls with tracky's, ponytails & lots of kids called kylie, brittany or keanu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickythehippo Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 really? they're tradish working class here but they've had a certain amount of a resurgance as trendy with the geezers, don't get to them much anymore but a nice fry is lovely on a weekend morning to help a hangover and a nice lunchtime special is cool like pubs though, you gots to find one(s) that are decent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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