March 9, 200620 yr Husband say to Wife " My Olympic Condoms have arrived, I think I'll wear Gold tonight" Wife says " Why dont you wear Silver and cum fuckin 2nd for a change " Was reading an article last night on the dangers of heavy drinking....scared the shit out of me ! So thats it after tonight no more fcking reading ! A Bear a Lion and aChickin sitting talking about whom is the hardest. The Bear says " When i roar the whole forest trembles " The Lion says " When i roar the whole jungle shakes with fear " The Chicken says " All i have to do is coughand the whole fckin world shits itself " Buu Bummmm !
March 9, 200620 yr Some good early morning fun! How do you know you're at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste of shit.
March 9, 200620 yr Was reading an article last night on the dangers of heavy drinking....scared the shit out of me ! So thats it after tonight no more fcking reading ! Now that made me smile, most amusing Well done you two foot diameter inflatable orange vagina with handles on the side By the way, is Council tax was charged by the size of your tw??t, would you have any money left after payday?
March 9, 200620 yr Well done you two foot diameter inflatable orange vagina with handles on the side I'd have to say that I reckon you are the only person ever to arrange those words in that particular order. Not much of a claim to immortality perhaps but it certainly beats discovering the South Pole. Well done you blethervalve.
Husband say to Wife
" My Olympic Condoms have arrived, I think I'll wear Gold tonight"
Wife says
" Why dont you wear Silver and cum fuckin 2nd for a change "
Was reading an article last night on the dangers of heavy drinking....scared the shit out of me !
So thats it after tonight no more fcking reading !
A Bear a Lion and aChickin sitting talking about whom is the hardest.
The Bear says
" When i roar the whole forest trembles "
The Lion says
" When i roar the whole jungle shakes with fear "
The Chicken says
" All i have to do is coughand the whole fckin world shits itself "
Buu Bummmm !