I hope so, coz that woman from Gaskell Wines asked me for ID for 10 fags yesterday. She asked if I was 16, I told her I was 26 and she apologized..................cheeky c*nt [-(

 

I might as well join Olispence and Kempo drinking cider on street corners tonight.

 

PB

I've only ever been asked for ID once in a pub.

 

I was 33 at the time. Made my day

They have been clamped down on so hard (my auntie got a caution and fine cos they sent someone in who was just under age to see if she'd serve them alcohol) that they'll ask virtually anyone for ID. They ask my missus every week at Tesco when she buys a bottle of wine apparently (she's 29). Cheeky cunts haven't asked me yet though.

 

Thing is, the individual gets the fine and police record, not the shop...

I got id'd buying this stuff in sainsbury's last week!

I get asked every time I go to town for ID granted I dont look my age but surely I look older than 21 (cue sarky replies) I never got asked before I was 26

 

Apparently by law if your buying alcohol and you look under 21 they have to ask for ID even though the legal age for drinking is 18 they see it as if you look 21 its more likely you are the legal age rather than just scamming it

I started going out drinking in town at 15, never got asked. Turned 18 and f*ck me, they never stopped asking.

 

Haven't been asked in a while mind, must be the skinhead. If I say it enough I will convince myself - I'm not much older than 21 you see!!!

Not been asked in years....damn. A nice looking bloke asked me if I wanted a hand crossing the road the other day though. I was sure it was a come on! :^o

What's the world coming too though, I used to go in the pub at 14 & I'm sure they knew how old I was but didn't give a shite. I mean it's not like I wanted to buy a gun or knife.

Bloody nanny state.... they want to lighten up!!

Paedo bar men that's what.

 

They're not interested now that you have to shave around both sets of lips.

Paedo bar men that's what.

 

They're not interested now that you have to shave around both sets of lips.

 

 

WHAT??

A little conjecture that's all.

 

Apologies for any offence caused. How can I ever make it up to you?

They're not interested now that you have to shave around both sets of lips.

 

That was a gag of Bigtoe-esque proportions

 

Bravo

 

PB

A little conjecture that's all.

 

Apologies for any offence caused. How can I ever make it up to you?

 

If you don't have money it's probably best I don't answer on the forum for fear of embarrassing myself, your goodself & any random reader!

As aforementioned, I am in the 40% income tax bracket.

As aforementioned, I am in the 40% income tax bracket.

 

Money then thanks ...biggest aphrodisiac known to woman! :D/

Those two statements are connected are they? I would like to see a full stop there please.

 

I find the thought of prostitution rather desperate.

 

 

 

 

Those two statements are connected are they? I would like to see a full stop there please.

 

I find the thought of prostitution rather desperate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh come on, get off your high horse, we all prostitute ourselves in one way or another. FACT!!!

Desperate? Aww, that hurt!!

I hope so, coz that woman from Gaskell Wines asked me for ID for 10 fags yesterday.  She asked if I was 16, I told her I was 26 and she apologized..................cheeky c*nt [-(  

 

I might as well join Olispence and Kempo drinking cider on street corners tonight.

 

PB

 

Remember when I got asked in Wetherpoons, PB?

 

Young lad behind the bar asked "have you got any ID" - I just took my cap off an showed him my receding hair line "do I look 17 eh"

I then got served and the rest of the bar staff took the piss out of the young fellow.

'Tis a damn lie. I genuinely can't think of an instance!

 

Maybe desperate was uncalled for. As apology I offer my services free of charge! Only once mind you.

'Tis a damn lie. I genuinely can't think of an instance!

 

Maybe desperate was uncalled for. As apology I offer my services free of charge! Only once mind you.

 

You're on!

Damn, that was desperate! #-o

IW at your service madame...

IW at your service madame...

 

Good, now put your boxers on and make me a cup of tea!

:D/

Over my suit?? I'm not Clark Kent.

Over my suit?? I'm not Clark Kent.

 

I'm flirting with a dead cripple?....shite I am desperate! #-o

Why don't you two PM each other, meet up and make babies. Surely someone with a 40% tax bracket could afford it.

 

I'm expecting a bite now

 

PB

Mrs IW would be a tad nonplussed.