Due to my head being burned over the weekend my head has started peeling.

 

The question is, what can I wear on my head without looking like a Chav?

Try a Durex :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

 

toodle pip

You'll go unnoticed with one of these on

 

caps are fine chick as long as you wear them properly i.e. fully on the head and quite low and not like a hillbilly i.e. cocked like a right cock, as lets be honest, you're a bit old for that really anyway aren't you? stay away from a bob hat look, it's just not the season.

Sara

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A fez??

Whats happened to your 'Barbarry' hat from Kos?

caps are fine chick as long as you wear them properly i.e. fully on the head and quite low and not like a hillbilly i.e. cocked like a right cock, as lets be honest, you're a bit old for that really anyway aren't you? stay away from a bob hat look, it's just not the season.Sara

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Woah! Woah! Don't be coming on here with your fashion tips. How do you think Djorkaeff will feel if he reads this and finds out his bob-hat is so out of season?

He'll be reet, I don't think he understands a word I say anyway as everytime I see him he just smiles vacantly at me. I have that effect on men...it's a gift, I think! 8-[

handkerchief knotted at the corners, preferably white, and with no snot stains.

complete the look with several pegs and stick your nipples out- that should distract from your glowing bright red beacon head.

handkerchief knotted at the corners, preferably white, and with no snot stains.

complete the look with several pegs and stick your nipples out- that should distract from your glowing bright red beacon head.

 

 

Why didn't you think of that on Saturday morning before the poor lad did himself a mischief? I thought you were looking after them?

handkerchief knotted at the corners, preferably white, and with no snot stains.

complete the look with several pegs and stick your nipples out- that should distract from your glowing bright red beacon head.

 

 

Why didn't you think of that on Saturday morning before the poor lad did himself a mischief? I thought you were looking after them?

 

nope- im a crap babysitter, advising poor folk to pass out in the garden in a drunken state.

besides, who was looking after me???, i burnt my paps, no one cared about me!!!

I'd have stopped and monitored the Shamless kids with you if I could of chick ...I was tempted by your excellent coffee making skills but...I had to work! Gutted!

I've a Lofty the Lion hat you can borrow, Fenny!

In all seriousness the smartest and subtle option would be this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was pondering over this:

 

I was pondering over this:

 

 

 

Fenny with the horn....Oh not a good thought!!

I have hair - it's great :D/

 

PB

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