Tell me about the times when your temper has got the better of you- or made you look rather stupid. Do you have a quick fiery temper or a slow burning one that results in a terrifying explosion?

Im deffo a slow burning kinda gal!

Ever hurt yourself or broken something when in a mood??

I broke my toes kicking a wall once but thats as far as it goes.

Who has the scariest temper?

Tell me about the times when your temper has got the better of you- or made you look rather stupid. Do you have a quick fiery temper or a slow burning one that results in a terrifying explosion?

Im deffo a slow burning kinda gal!

Ever hurt yourself or broken something when in a mood??

I broke my toes kicking a wall once but thats as far as it goes.

Who has the scariest temper?

People think I have a fiery temper, when in actual fact I let things build up, until it gets to a stage where I just go FFS and attempt to kill someone. I have a few embarrassing stories, however my best explosion was when i blew one at my last boss as I was leaving, or rather as he attempted to throw a lot of shit my way before I started gardening leave. He got sacked 6 months later, I was mildly pleased

Tell me about the times when your temper has got the better of you- or made you look rather stupid. Do you have a quick fiery temper or a slow burning one that results in a terrifying explosion?

Im deffo a slow burning kinda gal!

Ever hurt yourself or broken something when in a mood??

I broke my toes kicking a wall once but thats as far as it goes.

Who has the scariest temper?

Mr Bear i think must stand a good chance of winning that!

 

generally i'm very chilled out but often stress out when i bump my head, stub my toe etc no idea why though

Mr Bear i think must stand a good chance of winning that!

 

he's a p*ssy.

but often stress out when i bump my head, stub my toe etc no idea why though

 

if i stub my little toe for some mad reason i always stand on it with my other foot??..???

Perhaps boxers should stub their toes before a match- they would KO their opponent in the first round!

what a f ucking s hit thread whats the f ucking point of asking it for f uck sake..

what a f ucking s hit thread whats the f ucking point of asking it for f uck sake..

 

see!

what a f ucking s hit thread whats the f ucking point of asking it for f uck sake..

 

PUSSY

Edited September 12, 200718 yr by Missus C

i haven't got a bad temper..

 

i just hate everyone..

i haven't got a bad temper..

 

i just hate everyone..

 

Id pee myself if Jehovah witnessess visited you toady!

i'd set the dog on em..

i'd set the dog on em..

 

And don't call him Toady.

Hate him or hate him but as temper tantrums go Eric Cantona's at Selhurst Park takes some beating.

I'll tell thee a funny story about one losing ones rag. Just came out of my apprenticeship and got put on the dole for 3 months. Took a temporary job (sister in law got me on) on Trinity St station loading mail order parcels on to trains. Got friendly with a few lads; good craic etc. Shiyte job with a load of pilfering fookers but a wage is a wage.

Always having been a bit of an anti leftie, was p1ssed off at having to join a union to work there. After a few weeks, walked into work one day and straight into the middle of a conversation:-

 

Fred "It's not fooking reet"

Bill "There's fook all you can do about it so just accept it"

Fred "Gives me the sh1ts though. They shouldn't be able to do that"

Bolty "What the fook are you two on about?" Bill "Ain't you heard the news? Union has signed an agreement with BR that 0.5% of everybodies wage will be taken out before payment to go straight into the Railway Union officials retirement fund"

Bolty "fook off. Nobody can touch thy wages without you signing summat giving permission" Fred "Fook me - you are new to BR aren't you?"

 

By this time I have fooking steam coming out me ears. 5 minutes later, t'union official comes strolling down the steps doing his morning round and I'm off. Vaulted two conveyor belts (leaving scattered parcels in me wake) and shouts 'Oi coonty b0llocks! I want a fooking word with you' Storms up to him and have a hold of his BR lapels and give him the big 'What the fook do you think your playing at?'

He never flinched and just said 'Look behind you' When I turned round, Bill, Fred, me sister in law and about 30 other BR layabouts resembled this

Felt a right pillock but saw the funny side ::::::::::