i am being dragged along to chris moyles's gag idol tomorrow night and need a joke for the night so im on the look out for something good to tell. anyone got a good one

I thought you were just being kinky.

Right, there's this fat, loud, unfunny, Yorkshireman who decides to get into football because it's trendy (and no I'm not talking about Ian), err that's it, finish it yourself...

Right, there's this fat, loud, unfunny, Yorkshireman who decides to get into football because it's trendy (and no I'm not talking about Ian), err that's it, finish it yourself...

I thought it was just me that couldn't get his brand of humour and thought him a complete c?ckend! I feel better now. Happen it's a Manc thing not to like him.

 

 

Oh, and I'm not talking about Ian either.

i am being dragged along to chris moyles's gag idol tomorrow night and need a joke for the night so im on the look out for something good to tell. anyone got a good one

 

7th thread down on here (banter) atm.

 

Titled 'new joke.....'

 

7th thread down on here (banter) atm.

 

Titled 'new joke.....'

 

 

yeah read that was not realy what i was looking for

kempos kidnappers might have a gag

yeah read that was not realy what i was looking for

 

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Suit yourself

my all time fav joke

 

Bloke goes to the Doc's & say's

 

" Doc i keep thinking I'm a piglet"

 

Doc say's "how long ya felt like that"

 

Man say's "about 3 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks"

 

Toodle pip

I used to think I was a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Stan

 

Sky

 

Broadband

 

'nuff said.

If all else fails use the official Wanderers Ways joke, Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead.........

Stan

 

Sky

 

Broadband

 

'nuff said.

 

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

 

good god that takes me back to my school days i must have heard that one at least 15 years ago

good god that takes me back to my school days i must have heard that one at least 15 years ago

 

Old ones are always the best

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off

well while we are doing old ones, two blokes walk into a bar, the third one ducks

My missus said i could give it her up the arse as birthday present.

 

Went to the chemist.

 

"Have you got any KY jelly?" i asked the assistant.

 

"No" she replied."Have you tried boots?"

 

"Boots? I wanna slide in not feckin march in!!!"