200 lambert please

Two Irish fellas walking the country lanes of Cornwall. They come across a stone pillar with writing on it. "Well would'ye look at this gravestone Murphy,this fella lived to 147 year old" "147 year old" replied Murphy. "that's a ripe old age is it not! What was he called?" "Miles from London"

Nailing a 22 year old,curvy brunette last night

Oh dear

Hats off to our friend from Horwich

Why do you watch Bolton? To enjoy the holy grail of glorious,free flowing,cosmopolitan football that is the Premier league. Or because it's a chance to spend your free time and hard earned coin with other like minded piss heads such as your self,travelling the country and continent experiencing things that will live with you till your dying? Apart from the obvious sentimentality of your childhood dreams of watching us in Europe,i can honestly say that nothing in the Reebok era has come close to the memories of watching the whites in the bad old days of the 80's and early 90's. How many of you compare the division we're in to your enjoyment of being a Bolton fan?

So i take it you aint a brickie?

I'm not having a pop squidgy,but are you saying that if you told someone that they are boring your job could be on the line?

If your pissed off with people talking about their kids why don't you tell them to feck off?

My missus said i could give it her up the arse as birthday present. Went to the chemist. "Have you got any KY jelly?" i asked the assistant. "No" she replied."Have you tried boots?" "Boots? I wanna slide in not feckin march in!!!"

Went getting my ticket about 7 and there was a group of lads about 14/15 year old giving it "Gary Megson your a gary neville". 30 seconds later he walks out and they all run up to him for an autograph and start singing "Gary Megsons super white army"

How many of the yoof will know who the fcuk Arkan and his paramilitary mates are? An away fan is an away fan to them so the're ripe for a bit of p'iss taking in their eyes! Just because i defend their actions and folly of youth does that automatically mean im a shithouse who'll give it the big one then run for cover when i've realised i've bit off more than i can chew? Well maybe if i was SI crank then maybe, but im not,so don't quite get where you're coming from!

Should do it more often in my opinion.I remember when i first started watching in the mid eighties,we all got pissed,made dicks of ourselves,acted like you were invincible.It was all part of the journey of growing up and you soon learned what is and isn't acceptable.Difference then was you would get t'watted or threatened so you wouldn't do it next time.Out of about 20 of us who went i would say 15 became stalwarts who've been all over Britain and Europe watching the whites. At the present time i know of 3 who still go regularly.The reason...Football has become sanitized.Sit down,dont drink,dont smoke,dont swear,dont sing.F'uck that.So we've voted with our feet. If you dont like the next generation of Bolton fans who otherwise wouldn't be able to afford to go and catch the bug like we all did then don't go. If you want BWFC to become more like the Markland Hill f'uckin tennis club its turning into then carry on complaining!

Flash pussy!!! Behave.I called him a flash red ginger

He nearly knocked my lad down yesterday,flooring his ferrari round a corner in howfen.By the time id got a can out my bag to put through his window he was a dot on the horizon.Flash pussy!