First up, in the words of Milton Jones - your houses smell.

 

But my main point is this - cats are sh?t. Dogs, granted, aren't much better but at least they'll leave a burglar with only half a shinbone. A cat would simply try and stare the thief out before yawning, licking it's dishcloth holder arse and going back to sleep.

 

You should be ashamed of yourselves for being so gullible.

First up, in the words of Milton Jones - your houses smell.

 

But my main point is this - cats are sh?t. Dogs, granted, aren't much better but at least they'll leave a burglar with only half a shinbone. A cat would simply try and stare the thief out before yawning, licking it's dishcloth holder arse and going back to sleep.

 

You should be ashamed of yourselves for being so gullible.

 

an amazing analogy

First up, in the words of Milton Jones - your houses smell.

 

But my main point is this - cats are sh?t. Dogs, granted, aren't much better but at least they'll leave a burglar with only half a shinbone. A cat would simply try and stare the thief out before yawning, licking it's dishcloth holder arse and going back to sleep.

 

You should be ashamed of yourselves for being so gullible.

Dog's you've got to try and avoid if you're in a car, cat's you're not supposed to slow down for! Enough said really, cat's are vermin much like pigeons, rats and Mancs.

Yeah but you can't beat that feeling a cat's tongue gives when it's licking carnation milk off your bellend

Yeah but you can't beat that feeling a cat's tongue gives when it's licking carnation milk off your bellend

 

Yeah but you can't beat that feeling a cat's tongue gives when it's licking carnation milk off your bellend

Or clotted cream from your arse crack!

All we need now is a Swanny escapade and we'll probably send Jonathan and Diddlytard packing

But my main point is this - cats are sh?t.

Not all cats are shit,some can kiss ass.