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Thats Not A Knife... That's A Knife

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I blame Man City.

 

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Yeah but you've got to laugh how his mate can only seem to get hold of a catapult. Its as though he's in the Beano or something.

 

Probably out of shot his other mate has a peashooter

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Yeah but you've got to laugh how his mate can only seem to get hold of a catapult. Its as though he's in the Beano or something.

 

Probably out of shot his other mate has a peashooter

 

aye

 

I'd even say the bloke with the knife is saying

 

"get your catapult out quick and hit that bloke with a marble"

 

"which one?"

 

"that one!"

"Get back or I'll give you a chinese burn" :blink:

"You wan so finga?"

"Get back or I'll give you a chinese burn" :blink:

 

 

Flashback to playground memories.

Oooh you were super tough if you let folk do those.

And the horrible chicken burns

And the horrible chicken burns
Sorry, I'm going to have to ask................what the hell is a "chicken burn" - is it the same as cock chaffing?
Flashback to playground memories.

Oooh you were super tough if you let folk do those.

And the horrible chicken burns

I can remember being at school and no one could hurt me with a chinese burn, a few weeks ago out on the beers was chatting about Chinese burns and said 'they've never hurt me' to which my mate gave the skin on my arm a good turning over! It fcuking hurts now I tell thee, am I getting softer?

'they've never hurt me' to which my mate gave the skin on my arm a good turning over! It fcuking hurts now I tell thee, am I getting softer?
possibly, or your mates now are older/stronger than the mates you had at school................or perhaps you;re really old, and your skins is getting paper thin like a pensioner
possibly, or your mates now are older/stronger than the mates you had at school................or perhaps you;re really old, and your skins is getting paper thin like a pensioner

I think the older/stronger factor may have something to do with it, that or maybe I've got AIDS? :blink:

Hmm, does the blade on that uber knife remind anyone else of a cartoon crocodile?? Just me then...??? oooo....kkaaayyyyy

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