Ok, I've been to three weddings in the past three weeks with one more to go before the 'season' is over. Looking back and these dos with only vauge memories of each after the main course and after almost having a fight with a best man for nicking a bottle of wine I bought, my question to the group is:

 

What's the worse thing you've ever done at a wedding? (and please no smart arse say 'getting married')

Pimms seriously sickens me.

surely not, what do you drink when your playing croquet on the lawn?

surely not, what do you drink when your playing croquet on the lawn?

 

Chardonnay innit? The tipple of your average socialist.

surely not, what do you drink when your playing croquet on the lawn?

 

You can't drink whilst playing croquet, its a game of immense skill.

 

Actually I did play it at the last wedding (posh buggers decided to have the do at Highclere castle) with none other than TV's top impressionist since Yarwood, John Coulshaw. Now if that isn't a claim to fame, nothing is.

Croquet?

 

At a wedding?

 

Whats wrong with chips?