Breightmet Boy Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 (edited) one of my sick friends has just sent me this: The head gardener at the White House is to take legal action after being sacked for walking into the oval office and asking for the spade! Madonna always said she loves our culture and wants to be more British. So now shes a single mum with three kids, and one of them is black. Job done id say! Edited November 5, 2008 by Breightmet Boy
bolty58 Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 A blonde got a job as a teacher. On her first day she noticed a boy in the field standing alone while all the other kids were running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him. 'You o.k.?' she said. 'Yes,' he said. 'You can go and run around and play with the other kids, you know,' she said. 'It's best that I stay here,' he said. 'Why?' said the blonde. The boy replied, 'Because I'm the goalie!'
MickyD Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 What do you call a bear with no paw? Rupert the Bastard.
dead than red Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 A famoly is driving behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry when a large dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. to hide her embarrassment the mother says to the children "that was a big insect" To which her 7 year old son replies, "im supprised it could fly with a fcuking cock that big!"
Breightmet Boy Posted November 7, 2008 Author Posted November 7, 2008 This is disgusting! Barak Obama has broken over 200 years of tradition, he is the first black to enter the White House without a mop and bucket
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