A distraught farmer finds all his cows frozen in snow and immediately prays to god for help

A woman appears and puts her arms over the icey cows

They immediately defrost

"Thankyou" says the grateful farmer "are you an angel sent by god"

"no" replies the woman "I'm Thora Herd"

 

 

I'm here all week

And you not following it up with your dwarf joke

And you not following it up with your dwarf joke

 

Ok just for you but NB won't be happy

 

 

 

A dwarf is stood in a pub next to a leggy Blonde

 

Dwarf says "oi gorgeous can i smell your fanny"

 

Leggy blonde says "fcuk off you dirty little bastard"

 

Dwarf says "it must be your feet then"

 

 

I'm still here all week

Edited January 11, 201016 yr by mannyroad58

And you not following it up with your dwarf joke

not now

that be just too little too late

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