Oxo are making a new cube. It will be wrapped in white paper with a red cross and called The Laughing Stock.

Oxo are making a new cube. It will be wrapped in white paper with a red cross and called The Laughing Stock.

 

 

i didnt realise oxo was that old.

Severe weather warning!

 

Shower of shit approaching from Africa tonight

Not really a joke, but this made me laugh http://www.dump.com/2010/06/28/four-stunning-illusions-that-mess-with-your-mind-pic/

got this in a text:

 

David Blain Is said to be Pissed Off About Losing His Record Of Doing Nothing In A Box For 42 Days...Its Been Taken Over By Wayne Rooney

England have just announced their up coming shirt sponsor for next year...

 

HUGGIES

 

Piss at the front and shite at the back....

Oxo are making a new cube. It will be wrapped in white paper with a red cross and called The Laughing Stock.

 

By 'First' do you mean 'Oldest'?

Oxo are making a new cube. It will be wrapped in white paper with a red cross and called The Laughing Stock.

 

 

They also did one in a tri-colour called Zee Laugheeng Bouillon but it got lost in translation.

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still

alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely

s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the

message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

 

 

Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .

 

 

In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now

be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 ars?holes being

regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.

 

 

I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily

have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

 

Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?

Cinderella wanted to get to the ball....

 

 

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,

"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly

struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.

 

 

Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the

dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.

 

 

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?

- Robert Green has got a cap for his.

 

 

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car

park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He

stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,

"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it

out..."

 

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into

the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way

into the dressing room.