Nice to think of a word like that, or twatlips then look through your phone contact list and think "would they appreciate you sending that one-liner?"

 

My boss, the window cleaner or auntie ruth nah

 

uncle knobhead,mates down the local, pizza hotline perhaps

 

Only 10% of your whole list who'd appreciate it, and life is too serious

 

Its 8.40pm in S'pore and I'm pissed by the way

 

Back home permanently in 2 weeks, norwich away yes pls

 

Zurich xx

Nice to think of a word like that, or twatlips then look through your phone contact list and think "would they appreciate you sending that one-liner?"

 

My boss, the window cleaner or auntie ruth nah

 

uncle knobhead,mates down the local, pizza hotline perhaps

 

Only 10% of your whole list who'd appreciate it, and life is too serious

 

Its 8.40pm in S'pore and I'm pissed by the way

 

Back home permanently in 2 weeks, norwich away yes pls

 

Zurich xx

nice to meet you at wembley dose no one call them pissflaps no more then

I always start a conversation with one of my friends with a silly swear word.

 

I'm not very grown up either.

Exactly life's too serious as it is. If i mention wizards sleeve, hippos yawn down here, it has the aussies in hysterics.

 

Lw - i pulled out your biz card t'other day, well it was a card full of biz after th'ale supped that weekend

Aids penis

Thundercunt

jiz lice