I swapped the wife for one of those.

 

Sex was still the same but the pots in the sink started to build up after a few days.

 

Pros and Cons list needed. You've started the Cons. I suppose no ironing, washing, cooking etc. need to be added.

 

Pros - No backchat/nagging/whingeing; no mood swings; always swallows; low running costs.

I saw this film last week, Lars and the Real Girland thought it very good. If you get chance see it, not your usual Hollywood shite.

I mentioned this time of thing in another forum after it was highlighted on another Wanderers forum, some of the stories and Holiday pictures are just outright mental.