November 13, 201213 yr A mate gave me a Lesbian website Gash.Eaters.com and I must've typed it in wrong. Just as the page loaded, the Wife walked in and caught me with my Dick out, looking at some Gas Heaters.
November 13, 201213 yr Author At a gay wedding the Priest was confused as to declare the husband and wife'. After a long silence the priest said 'I pronounce you Man United'....
February 20, 201412 yr This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria Bitter cheap at the local supermarket. I placed the cartons on the front seat and headed back home. On the way, I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous girl in a very short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two cartons of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer yer got?"
February 20, 201412 yr A woman buys a pair of crotchless panties for her wedding night. On the big night she removes them and lies on the bed spreading her legs whilst asking her husband "Do you want some of this?" to which he replied "NO WAY! I've seen what it does to your panties!"
February 20, 201412 yr I went to my psychiatrist the other day. I told him I had a Freudian slip while having dinner with my ex wife. I meant to say "Pass the butter please", but instead said "Fuck off you stupid witch". Edited February 20, 201412 yr by land_and_sea
February 20, 201412 yr Stood up in the site cabin and screamed dougie freedman will keep us up The whole place erupted in laughter, they still find it funny on site 3 days later
A mate gave me a Lesbian website Gash.Eaters.com and I must've typed it in wrong.
Just as the page loaded, the Wife walked in and caught me with my Dick out, looking at some Gas Heaters.