May 9, 201313 yr Does it not say that he's a cunt? This made me titter So did Malcolm. Hanyhow, he'll be off to another "big" club. I'm not sure if it'll be abroad though as the wife seems a bit of a simple type of girl, simple as in the home near the family type rather than the stick insect brand buiding type.
May 9, 201313 yr Simple type? I'll bet she doesn't know the right end of a wooden spoon, I'll bet it's Space Raider butties or swish restaurant every night in the Rooney household.
May 9, 201313 yr Simple type? I'll bet she doesn't know the right end of a wooden spoon, I'll bet it's Space Raider butties or swish restaurant every night in the Rooney household. Re-read my post.
May 9, 201313 yr She, like his mam before her, probably gives him a £1 to go to the chippy for his tea - every single night. Therefore, as 'Doctor' Gillian McKeith correctly points out, 'you are what you eat', poor Wayne ends up favvering a potato - not unlike that fellow from the Walkers Crisps advert (about thirty years ago). Edit: it was Walkers Crisps - who the fuck keeps, transfers to digital format then uploads these things? Edited May 9, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie
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