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There's One Born Every Minute...

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Probably been done before but...

 

One that sticks in my mind, first time in Hungary, got a taxi from the main station to our hotel, which was about from Burnden Park to Trinity Street Station in distance, wasn't overly familiar with the currency - the c*nt charged me what I reckoned up to be around £2.50, got in the hotel and realised he'd stung me for £25.

 

And the f*cker wasn't even Hungarian either.

 

It still riles me to this day, as when he asked for the fare my first thought was "That's about £25" and then I thought "Nah, nobody would try that on, it's about £2.50..."

 

Anyone else, especially ones that still piss you off when you think of them?

I let some wanker make a bracelet on my wrist in Jamaica. He wove this thing around my hand them demanded $10 the cheeky cunt.

 

I vowed never to get conned again from that day on!

 

I bought 10 pro plus pills outside rythmn dome for £20 as well.

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Another time, a 'friend' was walking back to Piccadilly after a night out and muntered, anyhow this lad was stood in a doorway on Portland Street, smoking a big bifter and blowing clouds of sweet-smelling dope everywhere, my 'friend' approached him as you do and bought a bag of his wares, as soon as he was on the train back to Bolton burned into the bogs to roll up one for the walk home...

 

F*cking leaves and twigs it were, a sealer bag filled with literal leaves and twigs off the floor, f*cking c*nt.

 

The same friend got sold six Smints once, yes, the diamond shaped sweets :( They thought they were some new novelty style, they'd never seen the toffees before...

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Youri, you're 11 posts away from 10k. Please make the magic number a true classic

If a bloke on The Griffin says he can get 1 litre bottles of Bells for a fiver, check the screw cap hasn't been glued on, otherwise there's a very strong chance your whisky will turn out to be malt fucking vinegar.

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Youri, you're 11 posts away from 10k. Please make the magic number a true classic

 

Well, I didn't disappoint!

 

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/84606-aris-salonka-eufa-cup-at-the-reebok/?do=findComment&comment=1494167

 

Bit late for the old sticky back plastic now I reckon'...

 

:(

 

 

 

Wasn't keeping track until I saw this.

 

(note to self: an average of two thousand posts a year, say three minutes average per post, that's over four days posting alone per year = stop posting utter bollocks constantly :(  In which case that's 94% of my contribution gone).

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