August 11, 201610 yr Anyone who goes to the Gym full of the lurgy, potentially aware of this and usually of the bollocks opinion they can 'sweat it out' is an inconsiderate c*nt. That is all.
August 11, 201610 yr Author That also applies to train or general out and about wankers who sneeze openly, or 'catch' it with their bare hand...
August 11, 201610 yr That also applies to train or general out and about wankers who sneeze openly, or 'catch' it with their bare hand... Blokes with hankies are puffs.
August 11, 201610 yr Author Bogroll or items of clothing... I don't carry hankies, bogroll suffices, then in the bin after use. The ones doing the big attention-seeking sneezes spreading their bad AIDS are the lavender mincers.
August 11, 201610 yr Author Who'd take a train to the gym? It'd be time to invest in some dumbbells if that was necessary... No, I've got the sniffles and just narrowed it down to those two places, where manly no-handkerchief mincing closet poofs were openly spreading their filth. Edited August 11, 201610 yr by Youri McAnespie
August 11, 201610 yr I'm surprised somebody as frugal as yourself pays for a gym membership. I'd have thought paying to be a member of a gym would be against all you believe in
August 11, 201610 yr Author I'm surprised somebody as frugal as yourself pays for a gym membership. I'd have thought paying to be a member of a gym would be against all you believe in I wouldn't consider myself frugal , hear me out...I just don't believe in being taken for a sap (as they say in The Big Lebowski) - giving money to others for nowt... To give an example, I helped the missus get her finances in order recently, she had a gym membership £30 odd a month, not been for eighteen months, not once, she had 'subscription' banking - another £12 a month and utterly worthless once you read the small print, these two were the tip of the iceberg, like most she couldn't give a shit about outgoings as there's always a pay packet to refill the well at the end of the month... I've been in the position were there wasn't (a pay packet) and it makes one think about how one spends your money, and this carried on when I became in a more fortunate position. I reckon' we (in general) probably can add a couple of years on to our working lives due to wastefulness (chucking out food etc.) or not thinking about outgoings...Well fuck that off for a game of soldiers. I'm not tightfisted in many regards, I've pissed away loads on ale, gigs, trainers, gambling, awaydays, clothes, holidays etc. in the past but I've enjoyed them all and they've been worth it, a gym membership is a worthwhile spend because I use it frequently, when I was a lazy c*nt a few years back and was going infrequently, working out at about a tenner per visit, I cancelled the membership and bought some dumbbells and a curling bar, a heavy bag and skipping rope and trained at home when I could be arsed, saved money in the long run. Sorry for that long-winded and humourless answer (no change there then), although I don't mind being thought of as one of the forum skinflints to be honest.
August 11, 201610 yr Gym Cold Cunts sounds like a cheapo unbranded Zubes Lozenge or Halls 'cough drop' [that] you'd find in home bargains.
August 11, 201610 yr Author They used to do some belting ones at Home Bargains, 29p a tube, Methodone lozenges or sommat, a bit like Uncle Joes Mintballs in consistency but more lozenge-y.
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