is fast approaching and I havent got a clue what to buy, so you must be in the same predicament so come on get your ideas on here!!!!

 

 

 

Thought about getting her spit roasted, any volunteers??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think I'm dead!!

Too late - Ian & Smiley have already gave her that pressie last night :-$

Hope you didn't stir porridge when you got in [-X

Hope you didn't stir porridge when you got in  [-X

 

uuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chips n Gravy on a Barm!

The Anal Starter Kit was a sound investment for a few wives and girlfriends on here last year.

aye worked a treat...

 

although the missus never got a lookin 8-[

aye worked a treat...

 

although the missus never got a lookin  8-[

 

i suppose that bumper pack of vaseline i recommended has almost gone??? oh well, off you go to the cash n carry again,......