Right, another completely stupid money making scheme from Missus C.

 

Droywhite is missing the wife.

 

Im going to rent myself out as a wife. Ideal for those unplanned situations where wife goes on holidays, goes into hospital, leaves you cos you're a right pig, or you just generaly want to impress mum and dad with imaginary wife.

 

services include,

 

housework,

lovely home cooked meals,

allowing you to think you're boss( ie; letting you have remote control).

pretending you're amazing

amazing ego boosting techniques to make you feel like 'your da man !!!'

 

( nagging is an optional extra, and can range from 'move your cup' to violent arguments.)

 

however, no naked sweeping/mopping etc, and no 'tucking you in' at night. after all, im renta wife, and wives are not sexually active ......( with their husbands).

 

how many nights d'ya want me for ???????

 

 

well dont all flippin rush at once...........

What about 'Extras' ie, taking it up the 'wrong un'?

What about 'Extras' ie, taking it up the 'wrong un'?

 

c,mon ST, get real, its rent a wife, not rent a passionate hot blooded latino bitch.

 

ill be boringly married to you for one night, oooooohhhh the joy, pay me first.

Trust me love it won't be boring when I bring out the Blue Veined Monster

Trust me love it won't be boring when I bring out the Blue Veined Monster

 

Here's a picture:

 

Missus C, doess housework include 'ironing' ?

What about 'Extras'  ie, taking it up the 'wrong un'?

 

c,mon ST, get real, its rent a wife, not rent a passionate hot blooded latino bitch.

 

ill be boringly married to you for one night, oooooohhhh the joy, pay me first.

 

ST and pay - hhhhmmmmmm doesn't sound right

Blue Veined Monster!? He really means this missus c

 

Missus C, doess housework include 'ironing' ?

 

The last time Missus C did the ironing the phone rang and she burnt her ear.

then she burnt the other one, phoning for the ambulance

 

suppose you could rent me for one night just to laugh at my ear skin grafts then???????

Right, another completely stupid money making scheme from Missus C.

 

Droywhite is missing the wife.

 

Im going to rent myself out as a wife. Ideal for those unplanned situations where wife goes on holidays, goes into hospital, leaves you cos you're a right pig, or you just generaly want to impress mum and dad with imaginary wife.

 

services include,

 

housework,

lovely home cooked meals,

allowing you to think you're boss( ie; letting you have remote control).

Jay.C, SAID HE WOULDN'T MIND A WIFE LIKE THAT    

pretending you're amazing  

amazing ego boosting techniques to make you feel like 'your da man !!!'

 

( nagging is an optional extra, and can range from 'move your cup' to violent arguments.)

 

however, no naked sweeping/mopping etc, and no 'tucking you in' at night. after all, im renta wife, and wives are not sexually active ......( with their husbands).

 

how many nights d'ya want me for ???????

 

 

well dont all flippin rush at once...........