Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

 

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

 

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

 

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

 

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

 

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

 

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

 

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

 

Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better

 

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

 

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

 

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

 

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

 

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

 

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

 

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

 

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

 

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

 

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

 

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

 

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

 

Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper

 

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

 

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

 

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.

 

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

 

Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

 

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

 

Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

 

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole (A very poor seller)!!!!

Bolton Wanderers condoms - stay up for 4 years on the trot.

Other football condoms???

Molyneux condoms - full of pricks

Barry Knight condoms They are designed to go on the pussy.

Norwich City Condoms - Going down Delia?

The Harry Redknapp condom - 'Shafting on the South Coast' made easy

Manchester City condoms - MASSIVE

ST condoms - tight

Spurs condoms - often quite excited when up the Arsenal

ST condoms - tight

well if its WW condoms then:

Ian Condoms - you may have to resort to taking them off then putting them on again.

Biffo Condoms - well past their sell by date.

Smiths Condoms - allow you to spend 9 months inside.