wn7wanderer Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was w*nking. "Oh my", said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry yourMajesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much s3men and his t3sticles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his t3sticles will explode, and he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a bl*w-job "Oh my", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with BUPA". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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C86 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Get your ragging coat............ Old as Exiled Girl that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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