Everything posted by wn7wanderer
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Songs That Make The Hair Stand Up
Lynyrd Skynyrd-Free bird 9 minutes long but get to the gutar solo at 4.40 and i defy you not to put you foot down
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Can We
Dr. Jozef Venglo? get him in
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Harper
read the personal section on this lads wikipedia page laughed my ass off http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Harper_(footballer)
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Gutted
im flabergasted (what a word!!!!!) if he's confirmed i'll back this guy FOR NOW little other option however i think he will struggle to keep the team togeather it needs a figure head, a big name, somebody who will hold the attn of the dressing room i doubt this ginger could hold the attn of his living room!!!
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Going Backwards
Don?t post very often but I need to vent my frustration. I was always proud of the fact that my club was at the forefront of new methods for training, performance analysis, conditioning etc and the club was known and praised by top pros for being excellent at looking after what are essentially some of the worlds best athletes and helping them get on with the job of winning football matches. But several of the managers mentioned look like a backward step. Big Sam left under a cloud but what he had done is leave us on the right road, yes we had problems and performances this year have been poor but the ethos and structure of the club was sound and a good foundation to be built on. LSL was a mistake but has so much changed that we need to go back to the dark ages of "man managers" like megson sourpuss etc who fit into the old fashioned tea cup throwing brigade that?s not what this team needs after forest megson was out of a job for at least a year sourpuss more, what does that say. This is the so called best league in the world these can?t be the best the world can offer. I don?t know who the best man for the job is. I do know that if we where out of Europe, both cups and in the bottom three and well out of touch with mid table by Jan, I would be looking for old fashioned dogs of war keep us up stuff, but its October 2 wins and the right results around us and we're in touch with villa in 9th. Please Phil think long and hard about this one the club has done well to get were we are it would be very hard to make it back
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11 Am Live
munich get in!!!!!!
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Biggest Stadium In Britain?
looks like somebody swallowed a coke can chewed it inside out and then threw it up. 18k scousers in one stand the worlds biggest seft pity party
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Todays Game V Seongnam Ilhwa At 11am
bloody hell gardners gone down fuc?@}{_+"$$^%*^*spiders
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Ohhh Danny Danny
danny danny danny danny Philliskirk takes me back singing that Bolton raid Oldham for son of gun Philliskirk tribalfooball.com - March 27, 2007 Bolton Wanderers are set to raid Oldham Athletic for teenager Danny Philliskirk. The Mirror says the Trotters are targeting Philliskirk, 16, from Oldham in a ?50,000 deal which would keep up a family tradition. The striker's dad Tony played for Wanderers a decade ago
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The Koshi Flip
i bet super john didnt show him that!
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Terror Alerts
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy
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New Signings
Very true jules and by getting into europe, winning a trophy and staying in the top six if he is any good he may want to say good business in my eyes
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Qpr Takes On The Peoples Republic Of China
"everybody was kung foo fighting "
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New Signings
The swizz guys contract could be 2 years because the guy sees us as his shop window with a tasty bosman to one of the so called big clubs after he's settled in the prem. stats on new signings Blerim Dzemaili Season Apps Goals Team 2006 - 2007 17 3 FC Z??rich 2005 - 2006 32 3 FC Z??rich 2004 - 2005 26 1 FC Z??rich 2003 - 2004 30 2 FC Z??rich G??rald Cid 2006 - 2007 8 1 Bordeaux 2005 - 2006 24 0 Istres 2004 - 2005 8 1 Bordeaux 2003 - 2004 1 0 Bordeaux
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Come On
4 nil Andranik Teymourian 49 mins smith just came on
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Martin Samuel Todays Notw
West ham England???s academy blah blah blah Boltons team of highly paid foreign mercenaries blah blah blah West ham relegated and had to sell England???s future stars blah blah blah What a travesty blah blah blah GET OVER IT YOU BEARDY BUBBLE BLOWING SOUTHERN COONT Blood slowly beginning to stop boiling after reading the balanced views of one of Britons best sports writers
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What The F@#k?
Englands acadamy my arse
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What The F@#k?
http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=4...Corinthians+duo
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The Future Is Bright, The Future is Chorley
i almost never post on here but after reading this i couldn't help myself you are a complete fucktard.
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gascoigne = joker
two sides to every story chairman sounds like the fella at pompy i.e. interfering two hat! http://www.paulgascoigne.biz/news/newsdeta...ail.aspx?id=104
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Best ever playground rumours
Eckersley Broxholme Ireland total gary nevilles used to see thre first two with mr scott up bongs they never left the half moon though. Eckersley was regularly seen in the old eagle and child on the perv often bladderd funny as fcuk.
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English teams who have
Northwich Victoria
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Liverpool in Turin will get..........
thats nobody's business but the turks
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25 things that make you feel like a man.......
1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3, DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4, SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whittle. 5, GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and - as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish * noisy destruction. 6, DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. God, you're hard. 7, HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with. 8, HAVING A SCAR - Ideally it'll be a facial knife wound, but even an iron burn on the wrist is good. "Ooh, did it hurt". "Nah". 9, HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You, on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look like. 10, NODDING AT COPPERS - A moments eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past", it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line". 11, USING POWER TOOLS - slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb. 12, KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stitch that becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms. 13, ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE... and everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are ****ed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that. 14, NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings. 15, CARVING THE ROAST - and saying "are you a leg or breast man" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad. 16, WINKING - turns women to putty. Doesn't it? 17, TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles. 18, TAKING OUT ??200 FROM A CASHPOINT - okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later. 19, PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - unlike birds, we get straight to the point. "alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then. Seven. See ya." 20, PARALLEL PARKING - bosh, straight in. first time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver. 21, HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So, when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah. 22, HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage". 23, KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "a Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?" 24, TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - a visual code that says that's right, i'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized sh*t. 25, CALLING YOUR MATE A C**T - and punching him on the shoulder. Just a man's way of saying "you're a good mate; I missed you while you were in hospital".