M G WHITES Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him. "No", he says. "The seat is empty". "That's incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in football, and not use it?" "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but sadly she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been together for since we got married". "Oh, I'm terribly sorry to hear that. But couldn't you find anyone else to take the seat? A friend, relative or even a neighbour?" The man shakes his head, "No, they're all at the funeral" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 What do you say to a Wiggin supporter with a fit bird on his arm? Nice tattoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 4, 2010 Members Share Posted July 4, 2010 This was SMS'd to me yesterday. 'You have to hand it to Emile Heskey. Represents his country at the World Cup and no sooner does he get off the plane home and he puts on a dress and wins Wimbledon'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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