The Major

Absolutely not, and I wouldn't expect to either, I'm a big lad, I can give as good as I get. But for your moderator to start posting my personal details on here, that's too far. Wouldn't you say so?

No I'm not bitter. I just think it's sad that folk can't rib each other without getting very personal. Personally I couldn't give a shit, I'm not the one that's made a tw@t of myself.

He's absolutely right. But then again, what do you expect?

No, what's gay is being unable to engage in a little banter without resorting to absolutely pathetic name calling and various idiots PMing me threats of violence. I mean, come on, that really is sad.

I think you'll find, oh clever one, that if you really have done that, you will have fully abused your position, and that it is you that is going to be in the sh1t. How pathetic of you. Oh and you "found me out" did you? Dear oh dear, you're a moderator on a forum. You have access to all login details. Well done for passing your key stage 3 reading test.

None other than.

1) The peoples Republic 2) On a seat (I could say the Stretty, but what's the point? It's not like you're going to believe me) 3) No 4) You bet. Any more questions? p.s. I'm really not lying about Surrey

I'm here all day, sweety xxx

Funnily enough I am actually in Surrey, and I live in London. OMFG!!

Are you going to respond to my PM or what?

*sigh* I'm from Argentina.

No Can you take me under your wing? I get the feeling you run this place.

Oh come on, don't be bashful, we're all friends here

Wow, that's a really amazing picture, and so original too. Did you make it yourself? I bet you did. You're a really clever little booy, Mummy is going to be so happy with you. Just so clever, and witty, I musn't forget witty.

I love you too xx