1. Where are you from?

 

2. Whereabouts in Old Trafford do you sit - I assume you have a season ticket?

 

3. Did your last boss at MDonalds bully you?

 

4. You have sex with fat men don't you?

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1. He's in Surrey.

 

2. For home games, he sits in the armchair. He saves the sofa for away games and big cup ties.

 

3. Even Mc Donalds wouldn't employ him.

 

4. Spider should rephrase this, it sounded like an offer.

1. He's in Surrey.

 

2. For home games, he sits in the armchair. He saves the sofa for away games and big cup ties.

 

3. Even Mc Donalds wouldn't employ him.

 

4. Spider should rephrase this, it sounded like an offer.

 

Duly edited

1. He's in Surrey.

 

2. For home games, he sits in the armchair. He saves the sofa for away games and big cup ties.

 

3. Even Mc Donalds wouldn't employ him.

 

4. Spider should rephrase this, it sounded like an offer.

 

 

Funnily enough I am actually in Surrey, and I live in London.

 

OMFG!!

Funnily enough I am actually in Surrey, and I live in London.

 

OMFG!!

 

Thats obvious if you are Munich scum.

Funnily enough I am actually in Surrey, and I live in London.

 

OMFG!!

 

Carshalton?

1. Where are you from?

 

2. Whereabouts in Old Trafford do you sit - I assume you have a season ticket?

 

3. Did your last boss at MDonalds bully you?

 

4. You have sex with fat men don't you?

 

 

1) The peoples Republic

 

2) On a seat (I could say the Stretty, but what's the point? It's not like you're going to believe me)

 

3) No

 

4) You bet.

 

Any more questions?

 

p.s. I'm really not lying about Surrey

Carshalton?

 

None other than.

1) The peoples Republic

 

2) On a seat (I could say the Stretty, but what's the point? It's not like you're going to believe me)

 

3) No

 

4) You bet.

 

Any more questions?

 

p.s. I'm really not lying about Surrey

 

What a sad prick

None other than.

 

Carshalton College, eh?

Carshalton College, eh?

 

 

He's seems to have made a quick exit, has he been rumbled?

He's seems to have made a quick exit, has he been rumbled?

 

He only had a pound to put in the library computer

None other than.

 

 

See you later, innovator.

He's seems to have made a quick exit, has he been rumbled?

 

I seem to have worked out who it was.

I drive through Carshalton on the way to Ikea, I wave to the ducks on the ponds.

I drive through Carshalton on the way to Ikea, I wave to the ducks on the ponds.

 

Senile?