Not in Crawley Posted January 25 Posted January 25 16 minutes ago, kent_white said: Careful or Ill be round Hazel's with a rose betwixt my teeth! 😁 If you could help her with her osteoporosis, im sure she'd welcome you with slightly creeky open arms. Tony might knock you out though. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 25 Posted January 25 7 minutes ago, bolty58 said: It would only have been a moment. Don't be shy, we had more than that 😘 Quote
kent_white Posted January 25 Author Posted January 25 20 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: If you could help her with her osteoporosis, im sure she'd welcome you with slightly creeky open arms. Tony might knock you out though. Tony likes me. I'm sure he wouldn't stand in my way! 😂 Quote
kent_white Posted January 25 Author Posted January 25 31 minutes ago, bolty58 said: Bertie spends every waking hour (and probably slumbertime hours) obsessing over Donald J Trump. Spider spends every waking hour (and probably slumbertime hours) obsessing over my good self. Flattering really. Have you ever met Spider? He's sound, I promise you. And Spider have you ever met Bolty? He's sound too, I promise you. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 25 Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, kent_white said: Tony likes me. I'm sure he wouldn't stand in my way! 😂 He likes everyone. But at 80 he's still standing 6 4 - you ain't getting past the Papa Buckley 😊 Quote
kent_white Posted January 25 Author Posted January 25 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: He likes everyone. But at 80 he's still standing 6 4 - you ain't getting past the Papa Buckley 😊 I'll take my chances! 😁 How have we got into the subject of me trying to get off with your Mum and fighting your Dad? 😂 Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Just now, kent_white said: I'll take my chances! 😁 How have we got into the subject of me trying to get off with your Mum and fighting your Dad? 😂 Let's be honest - we've had stranger conversations. But your mum still loves my charm 😁 Quote
kent_white Posted January 25 Author Posted January 25 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Let's be honest - we've had stranger conversations. But your mum still loves my charm 😁 To be fair - she did think you were charming. I you going to be my new step dad? 😂 Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Just now, kent_white said: To be fair - she did think you were charming. I you going to be my new step dad? 😂 Only if you play my songs properly. Otherwise bed without any supper. Quote
kent_white Posted January 25 Author Posted January 25 12 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Only if you play my songs properly. Otherwise bed without any supper. You wrote some belters mate - credit where credit's due! Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 26 Posted January 26 16 minutes ago, kent_white said: You wrote some belters mate - credit where credit's due! Well that's super sweet - but very unlike my mate, who I always expect to just take the piss out of me. Quote
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