Its what we are all going to be , unless you get burnt

every one i know gets burnt 

but i did carry a couple of coffins last year

Non of you lot are going to live to be 200 years  

 you will die 

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

How much is Rivington Pike worth? Surely he could chuck something in 

He's had three insurance claims already for "accidental"  fires that took out his back catalogue. That one in the Parbold massage parlour, the infamous Westhoughton library event and "The Tate". Not the "Tate Modern" in the Smoke, but "The Tate Arms" boozer next to an abattoir in Solihull . He was on a signing event, but as his car had run out of petrol when a badger strike ruptured his tank, he'd turned up with two jerry cans of petrol. Not his fault it was bonfire night, as his solicitors (Blaggit & Runne, working out of the old ticket office of a condemed Bingo Hall in Tamworth) helpfully pointed out to the jury.

House on the other side lost a substantial bit of woodwork and he asked for four other fences to be taken into consideration.

13 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said:

He's had three insurance claims already for "accidental"  fires that took out his back catalogue. That one in the Parbold massage parlour, the infamous Westhoughton library event and "The Tate". Not the "Tate Modern" in the Smoke, but "The Tate Arms" boozer next to an abattoir in Solihull . He was on a signing event, but as his car had run out of petrol when a badger strike ruptured his tank, he'd turned up with two jerry cans of petrol. Not his fault it was bonfire night, as his solicitors (Blaggit & Runne, working out of the old ticket office of a condemed Bingo Hall in Tamworth) helpfully pointed out to the jury.

House on the other side lost a substantial bit of woodwork and he asked for four other fences to be taken into consideration.

I was in Parbold that night, I just happened to be walking past of course 

The amount of people who claimed to be in there that night was akin to the Krays in that pub 

My solicitors (Norfolk and Chance) got me off (no pun) 

Suppose if we all chipped in we could get you a longship along the Soar in Leicester then set fire to it as you go past Frog Island, if the locals haven't done it already