DirtySanchez Posted March 2 Posted March 2 2 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said: I assumed it was one of these. Be fucking great, 'cept I doubt I could afford a longship in a dramatic fyord. Be a pedalo off Ainsdale beach. How much is Rivington Pike worth? Surely he could chuck something in Quote
SatanGreavsie Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Just now, DirtySanchez said: How much is Rivington Pike worth? Surely he could chuck something in He's had three insurance claims already for "accidental" fires that took out his back catalogue. That one in the Parbold massage parlour, the infamous Westhoughton library event and "The Tate". Not the "Tate Modern" in the Smoke, but "The Tate Arms" boozer next to an abattoir in Solihull . He was on a signing event, but as his car had run out of petrol when a badger strike ruptured his tank, he'd turned up with two jerry cans of petrol. Not his fault it was bonfire night, as his solicitors (Blaggit & Runne, working out of the old ticket office of a condemed Bingo Hall in Tamworth) helpfully pointed out to the jury. House on the other side lost a substantial bit of woodwork and he asked for four other fences to be taken into consideration. Quote
DirtySanchez Posted March 3 Posted March 3 13 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said: He's had three insurance claims already for "accidental" fires that took out his back catalogue. That one in the Parbold massage parlour, the infamous Westhoughton library event and "The Tate". Not the "Tate Modern" in the Smoke, but "The Tate Arms" boozer next to an abattoir in Solihull . He was on a signing event, but as his car had run out of petrol when a badger strike ruptured his tank, he'd turned up with two jerry cans of petrol. Not his fault it was bonfire night, as his solicitors (Blaggit & Runne, working out of the old ticket office of a condemed Bingo Hall in Tamworth) helpfully pointed out to the jury. House on the other side lost a substantial bit of woodwork and he asked for four other fences to be taken into consideration. I was in Parbold that night, I just happened to be walking past of course The amount of people who claimed to be in there that night was akin to the Krays in that pub My solicitors (Norfolk and Chance) got me off (no pun) Suppose if we all chipped in we could get you a longship along the Soar in Leicester then set fire to it as you go past Frog Island, if the locals haven't done it already Quote
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