Fengshui Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged crawler) which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me? Scroll down!!!!!!! A little voice came out of the box:...........(WAIT FOR IT)........... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing shoes on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaacunt Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 toodle pip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 olden but golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 2 cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?" 8-[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibob Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 andy.. ur goin in the list of unfunny comedians!! [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 andy.. ur goin in the list of unfunny comedians!! [-X A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman "excuse me, have you seen my brother?" The barman replies "dunno, what's he look like?" O:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 6, 2005 Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2005 2 cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?" 8-[ How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 How can you tell when a cannibal has just dumped his girlfirend? He wipes his arse. :-# :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Special One Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 What do you find up an Etheopians arse crack?? Cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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