Tough one this, the majority of the contender being Munichs, here's my pick:

 

Eamonn Holmes - Fat, Oirish, smug kunt.

 

Mick Hucknall - Ginger, ugly, fit-bird shagging, smug kunt whose bar's beers are vastly overpriced.

 

Jimmy Nesbit - See Eamonn Holmes.

 

To quote a fine publication from the past; "round em up like cattle and shoot em like pigs"

 

Any more for any more?

nigel kennedy - scruffy red ginger

Miss piggy - Oldham

 

Saddam Hussein - DC United

 

Hitler - Maccabi Tel Aviv

 

Robbie Savage - Sred gingerhorpe

Angus 'Bastard' Deayton,

 

Richard 'Meldrew' Wison,

 

Terry 'Fuckin' Christian

noel and liam gallagher

 

elton john

Miss piggy - Oldham

 

Saddam Hussein - DC United

 

Hitler - Maccabi Tel Aviv

 

Robbie Savage - Sred gingerhorpe

 

In fact Hitler was an Everton fan thanks to the time he spent on Merseyside - a fact our resident hubcap hoarder will no doubt confirm

Amir "I can't decide whether to support Bolton or Liverpool" Khan

 

Sara "started as a Bolton fan now Arsenal after finding fame slapper" Cox

Amir Kahn was always a Liverpool fan, innit you daft asian!

 

Oh and halle Berry is an Evertonian!

 

 

Jasper Carrot - Birmingham.

Remember when he opened their new stand against us and he was on the pitch ? What a tosser.

any celebrity who changes their team of choice dependant on where they live or who they are knocking off gets the shit celebrity fan award.