..........so has Bernie been making a tit of himself?

 

I came home from work and he was on messenger again, the sad virgin loser He even managed to get himself banned from the PC's at his own works, something tells me that his New Deal contract won't be renewed :badgrin:

 

PB

Get that dirt off ya shoulder

..........so has Bernie been making a tit of himself?

ask widnes- hes currently got him bound,gagged and lock in a cupboard.

PB

 

His eyelids are stuck together with super glue, later I'm going to torture him with an electric cattle prod before dropping a large paving slab on his face. Finally he will be doused in kerosine and left to marinate.

 

But he's no bother, I just treat him as the irrelevancy that he is.

PB

 

His eyelids are stuck together with super glue, later I'm going to torture him with an electric cattle prod before dropping a large paving slab on his face. Finally he will be doused in kerosine and left to marinate.

 

But he's no bother, I just treat him as the irrelevancy that he is.

He's not your best mate then :-s

PB

 

His eyelids are stuck together with super glue, later I'm going to torture him with an electric cattle prod before dropping a large paving slab on his face. Finally he will be doused in kerosine and left to marinate.

 

But he's no bother, I just treat him as the irrelevancy that he is.

 

personaly i wouldnt glue someones eyes together if i was torturing them. i would want them to see whats coming, especially the cattle prod!!!

in fact- id be really evil and make them choose where they were electrocuted- until all their body had been frazzled.

( bet the willy would be chosen last- unless youve got a strange penile electrocution fetish)

Glue them Open!!!

glue miniature pictures of old trafford into the insides of their lids, they wont be able to stand closing their eyes, and will go insane from sleep deprivation.

 

missus c

considering a torture speciality degree at some weirdo university.

I prefer shut, the torture subject doesn't know what's coming next and the 'not knowing' is much worse than seeing a cattle prod. Psychologically, it's terrifying usually leading to soiling one's self

 

In addition, I will also be putting his b??llocks in a vice and banging the bar round with a sledgehammer until they are completely squashed. This will be followed up with a male smear test using a claw hammer

you need help widnes - now!!

It might also be worth slicing them open along their stomach, trying to miss an vital organs, and then forcing in a starving rat. Quickly stitch/sew/glue up the wound and watch as get's scratched and bitten to death from the inside.

 

If you're dead set on the glueing his eyes shut, then make sure that you put some shards of wire wool onto his eyeballs first. Then as he moves his eyes around behind his shut lids he causes immense pain by scraping his iris and retna to bits.

 

My personal favourite would be to force the stem of a Crysanthamum (sp) down his japs-eye and then pull it out very quickly. In case you didn't know this flower actually has microscopic barbs on it that face upwards towards the flower head. This would then rip the inside of his penis to shreds

 

 

CWP

Looking to join missus c at Uni

you need help widnes - now!!

yes, you do, you're quite clearly sick

It might also be worth slicing them open along their stomach, trying to miss an vital organs, and then forcing in a starving rat. Quickly stitch/sew/glue up the wound and watch as get's scratched and bitten to death from the inside.

 

If you're dead set on the glueing his eyes shut, then make sure that you put some shards of wire wool onto his eyeballs first. Then as he moves his eyes around behind his shut lids he causes immense pain by scraping his iris and retna to bits.

 

My personal favourite would be to force the stem of a Crysanthamum (sp) down his japs-eye and then pull it out very quickly. In case you didn't know this flower actually has microscopic barbs on it that face upwards towards the flower head. This would then rip the inside of his penis to shreds

 

 

CWP

Looking to join missus c at Uni

 

just thought i'd pop on whilst eating my lunch...not a good idea, :vm

 

Sue..the pacifist

CWP- i think ive just fallen in phsycotic/sadistic/ manic lust with you.

oh just think of all those deaths we can carefully plan together at uni !!!!!

it will be our foreplay!!!

 

personally i like this trick( although i may have mentioned it before because it evil and i like it)

 

place victim on floor face up with hands bound behind back and head tilted backwards.

cover entire head with towel( wrap it round so it wont budge in a struggle)

the victim will soon be unable to breathe

when they start to gasp a little- start to pour water onto the towel.

the water seeps through and once its saturated will start to drip onto the victims face.

the victim is faced with

a/ suffocating due to not breathing the water in- or-

b/ breathing in the water and effectivly drowning.

 

either way not very nice.

 

is this turning me on????

You could also just sew him up into an old hessian mail sack, along with a couple of rats and two or three vipers, then lob him into the middle of a lake. The panic of all in the sack as the water starts to seep through the sack should cause some real mayhem.

 

I'd better stop now, I'm starting to excite myself

Sickos the lot of you

 

And I thought you lot were nice people [-(

 

cwp- cant we carry out satanic sex killings ??

oh please!!!!!

i like your level of depravity!!!!

and im getting funny feelings down there :-#

Hmmm, Satanic Sex Killings you say

 

Could be interesting, where would be find the required 16 year old virgins though?

certainly not leyth or wiggin, wouldn't fancy your chances in Horwich either!!

certainly not leyth or wiggin, wouldn't fancy your chances in Horwich either!!

I doubt that "Horwich" is either 16 or a virgin

I ain't 16

I doubt that "Horwich" is a virgin

 

 

am not sure having a pool cue up his botty counts 8-[

It was actually a snooker cue, they are bigger.

are you implying that he may have gay tendancies?

are you implying that he may have gay tendancies?

 

There's no implication about it, he's a raving ranger

was once told a tale off a geordie bouncer/gangster/henchman type fella who was asked to punish a thief

 

they took him to an isolated place and proceded to put a plastic tube up his arse.

 

they then inserted barbed wire into the tube then removed the tube 8-[ 8-[

 

 

didn't bother asking the outcome 8-[

whatever happened to the good old fashioned way of punishing theives eh?? cutting fingers off.

barbed wire up bottoms????

pah- being forced at gunpoint to stick a kebab skewer that had been heated in a fire for hours down his own japs eye more like.