Sat watching the chumps final with my girlfriend and the commentater says "Sol Campbell on the ball." She then comes out with.."Who does Sol Campbell play for now?" [-(

That's not "women", that's your girlfriend. And you're going out with her so what does that make you?

A basterd? O:)

Who does he play for?

 

That's not "women", that's your girlfriend. And you're going out with her so what does that make you?

 

Shallow?

That's not "women", that's your girlfriend. And you're going out with her so what does that make you?

 

It was 10 past 8, you and girlfriend on your own together (An assumption, I know but, hey-ho!) and you opt for the watch-gooners-on-TV?

he'll be playing on day release from the mental home from now on as the roller coaster of emotions last nigth will have tipped him over the edge no danger!!! :D/

That's not "women", that's your girlfriend. And you're going out with her so what does that make you?

 

It was 10 past 8, you and girlfriend on your own together (An assumption, I know but, hey-ho!) and you opt for the watch-gooners-on-TV?

 

It's not all about sex you know :^o

That's not "women", that's your girlfriend. And you're going out with her so what does that make you?

 

It was 10 past 8, you and girlfriend on your own together (An assumption, I know but, hey-ho!) and you opt for the watch-gooners-on-TV?

 

yea, you should have had her chained up in the kitchen so you could watch the footy in peace

I watched in BL1, and some ugly birds were screaming at the top of their voice when summat happened

 

I should have asked them about the offside rule.

 

PB

and if they knew maybe they could explain it to UEFA as they dont seem to have a clue......

I watched in BL1, and some ugly birds were screaming at the top of their voice when summat happened

 

I should have asked them about the offside rule.

 

PB

 

If you'd have done that you'd still be there now explaining it to them.

I need to find out what it is myself first :-$

 

PB

I heard he played for the other side.

THATS NOWT , I WAS IN THE PUB LAST NIGHT AND I SWEAR THE BLOKE SAT NEXT TO ME HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIS MATE THAT ONCE A PLAYER GOES OFF HE CAN NOT COME BACK ON !! I KID YE NOT !

And you still didn't believe him

 

PB

Walk this way

Talk this way

She told me to

TOO QUICK FOR YOU THAT PB !

I heard he played for the other side.

 

how did everyone miss that?!

 

Good one Biff