Members bolty58 Posted November 20, 2006 Members Share Posted November 20, 2006 Told to me by lads who went to Amsterdam with our resident Casanova. Into the Leidseplein after the match, Athywhite1958 clicks with a hot looking Chinese chick in a bar. One thing leads to another and they ended up back at her place well after midnight. Inhibitions gone thanks to a few cocktails, Suzy Wong starts getting her gear off and pants "I'll do anything you want " Athywhite1958 " Reet then, how about a 69? " Suzy Wong "Fook off. I ain't starting cooking at this time of the fooking night!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Told to me by lads who went to Amsterdam with our resident Casanova.Into the Leidseplein after the match, Athywhite1958 clicks with a hot looking Chinese chick in a bar. One thing leads to another and they ended up back at her place well after midnight. Inhibitions gone thanks to a few cocktails, Suzy Wong starts getting her gear off and pants "I'll do anything you want " Athywhite1958 " Reet then, how about a 69? " Suzy Wong "Fook off. I ain't starting cooking at this time of the fooking night!" Th'owd un's ert best Bolty lad. Reminds me of that pervy bloke who cops for a bird,get's her back to his room and makes her wear a rain mac,and a sou'wester, then puts her in the shower, she says - " Are we not having a shag? " he says- " What, in this fcuking weather?" I've got me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 20, 2006 Author Members Share Posted November 20, 2006 Th'owd un's ert best Bolty lad.Reminds me of that pervy bloke who cops for a bird,get's her back to his room and makes her wear a rain mac,and a sou'wester, then puts her in the shower, she says - " Are we not having a shag? " he says- " What, in this fcuking weather?" I've got me coat. Yer reet, th'owd uns ert best ..and to finish it off. Two indian junkies score some Horse and head off back to their apartment. By a mix up, they accidentally inject themselves with curry powder. Both are in intensive care - one has a dodgy tikka and the other is still in a korma. I know, I know.................fooking off right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Speaking of owd uns......... Maggie Tait once pulled a trollop in Ruebins, who being totally smitten with him promised to anything he wanted for ??50. 'Anything?' he asked 'Yes, anything', she replied He sat pondering for a while then said.................. 'Reet then, the hall, stairs, and landing need redecorating, and you when you've finished you can tile the bathroom'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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