How it should be

Edited March 6, 200818 yr by The Special One

1. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

 

now your talking

 

every bloke should have a lesbo-sex fest waiting for him when he gets in, to be followed by steak and chips

Heard this on Radio 2 last night, and was thinking how much fun it must have been living in the olden days!

Heard this on Radio 2 last night, and was thinking how much fun it must have been living in the olden days!

Arh, but son, with every ying you get a yang and back then women didn't really get involved in all that mucky bedroom stuff. It was lie there and think of England.

Now, gents, a question: Which would you prefer, a bird who goes for it & a take away OR a submissive who doesn't join & a home made steak pie?

Arh, but son, with every ying you get a yang and back then women didn't really get involved in all that mucky bedroom stuff. It was lie there and think of England.

Now, gents, a question: Which would you prefer, a bird who goes for it & a take away OR a submissive who doesn't join & a home made steak pie?

 

WHICH ARE YOU ??

Arh, but son, with every ying you get a yang and back then women didn't really get involved in all that mucky bedroom stuff. It was lie there and think of England.

Now, gents, a question: Which would you prefer, a bird who goes for it & a take away OR a submissive who doesn't join & a home made steak pie?

cant we have both?

every bloke should have a lesbo-sex fest waiting for him when he gets in, to be followed by steak and chips

 

Too right!

Arh, but son, with every ying you get a yang and back then women didn't really get involved in all that mucky bedroom stuff. It was lie there and think of England.

Now, gents, a question: Which would you prefer, a bird who goes for it & a take away OR a submissive who doesn't join & a home made steak pie?

 

 

Well, call me old fasioned but I eat my tea every day.

 

Bedroom gymnastics is as often as a tax rebate. Maybe the two are linked.

 

Steak pie for me. But the veg has to be fresh, none of this frozen or canned shite.

cant we have both?

 

no.

 

WHICH ARE YOU ??

 

none of your business.

3. Prepare the children.

Yes, they prepared the kids for a belt lashing.

 

Not that they perhaps needed it, just to show who is Boss and to warn them about future conduct.

 

And were there any teenage yoof junkie scum mugging school dinner ladies in front of 6 year olds?

 

No.

Arh, but son, with every ying you get a yang and back then women didn't really get involved in all that mucky bedroom stuff. It was lie there and think of England.

Now, gents, a question: Which would you prefer, a bird who goes for it & a take away OR a submissive who doesn't join & a home made steak pie?

 

what use is submissive?

 

find a take away that does steak pie and everyone's a winner

 

if not

 

can do without pie

what use is submissive?

you can rest the steak pie on her back, and be washed up in time for emmerdale

TSO im prepared to play 50's wife for one whole week.

Then i'll draft my rules for you to stick to for a further 7.

 

I can think of some already.....