What a top pet this would make. Shits all over the chav's pitbull any day.

 

I don't think a poop scoop would suffice

Do you think I will be OK putting its shit in the green bin like I do with the dogs?

 

I also need to find a regular seal supplier. I somehow doubt Science Diet will fill this one up.

What a top pet this would make. Shits all over the chav's pitbull any day.

 

What a pussy

I've sent off for one of these too.

 

 

Fcukin nails.

 

EDIT!!

 

Whhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooaa!

 

I can get it tattoo'd too.

 

Got to get a snake one, or a dagger, sommat like that.

 

You also get 3 free meals with it too. Beltin.

 

Save the Seals, feed them an Eskimo kid.

 

http://www.panda.org/how_you_can_help/gift...certificate.cfm

 

Gonna call it Tyson as well.

Edited May 4, 200818 yr by Smiffs

Got one from PolarBearsRUs on the way back from seeing Thomas the Tank at Bury.

 

Just had a yomp round Pennington Flash with it - awesome it was.

 

Great with the kids too.

 

Well, most of them.

 

I want one of these I'll need a bigger hutch tho'

Beats this I suppose.Or should that have said Eats this I suppose.

Honky, as the kids have called him, needs abit more than that.

Had him as having a name like tiddles. Can you imagine taking it to the park and shouting for it. All the chavs taking the piss, "OI mister, have you lost Tiddles? F F F F?ck Me!!!"

I don't think a poop scoop would suffice

I had an idea recently.

Dogs shit all over the pace.

Cats dig holes to bury theirs.

So why not use my council tax to train a group of cats to go round burying dogshit.

Job's a good 'un