Taken from club website.

 

"I know a few players who are are already at the club: Jussi Jaaskelainen, Gretar Steinsson and El Hadj Diuof. I'm going to go home now and look at my computer and learn all the names!

 

"I'm really looking forward to training with the team and i can't wait to run out there and hear the crowd when they are cheering".

 

When I read this I couldn't help hearing Borat.

 

Good looking bloke, numb as a brick... He will be fabulous. Just what you need in in a premier league footballer.

Taken from club website.

 

"I know a few players who are are already at the club: Jussi Jaaskelainen, Gretar Steinsson and El Hadj Diuof. I'm going to go home now and look at my computer and learn all the names!

 

"I'm really looking forward to training with the team and i can't wait to run out there and hear the crowd when they are cheering".

 

When I read this I couldn't help hearing Borat.

 

Good looking bloke, numb as a brick... He will be fabulous. Just what you need in in a premier league footballer.

I'm not sure which bit of the statement make's him appear "numb as a brick" - are you not being a bit harsh?

I'm not sure which bit of the statement make's him appear "numb as a brick" - are you not being a bit harsh?

 

 

 

Probably, yes. Just made me grin a bit. Maybe its just my sence of humour.

it is said that the english language is the hardest to master as we structure our sentences different from the rest of europe

it is said that the english language is the hardest to master as we structure our sentences different from the rest of europe

 

 

Or the reporter was numb?

Or the reporter was numb?

 

you seem adamant that someone is numb, and seen as i don't like reporters i'll agree

you seem adamant that someone is numb, and seen as i don't like reporters i'll agree

 

 

Hungover and needed someone to poke at stick at

Taken from club website.

 

"I know a few players who are are already at the club: Jussi Jaaskelainen, Gretar Steinsson and El Hadj Diuof. I'm going to go home now and look at my computer and learn all the names!

 

"I'm really looking forward to training with the team and i can't wait to run out there and hear the crowd when they are cheering".

 

When I read this I couldn't help hearing Borat.

 

Good looking bloke, numb as a brick... He will be fabulous. Just what you need in in a premier league footballer.

 

Sounds very excited to be here which can only be good.

Sounds very excited to be here which can only be good.

 

 

Agreed. But the reporter still made him sound numb (or made himself sound numb)

Agreed. But the reporter still made him sound numb (or made himself sound numb)

 

I pressume if you said exactly the same in Swedish, you would sound as numb as a brick.

it is said that the english language is the hardest to master as we structure our sentences different from the rest of europe

 

Whoever says that is wrong, we don't.