but what a cracking day

good lad

missed my train there

missed the kick off

missed the goal

missed my stop on the way home

 

not a bad day out though

but what a cracking day

 

 

What colour was it?

Shameful a man of your maturing years being sick after a belly full of ale

 

Any carrots?

 

Any carrots?

 

 

Bloody 'ell Squidgy we can all answer that for him!!

I see the loser hasn't managed to scrape himself out of his bed yet.

I see the loser hasn't managed to scrape himself out of his bed yet.

 

Maybe he's producing that horrible yellow stinky chunder which really makes your eyes water on the way out. Poor effort if that is the case.

He's alive then

 

How you feeling sweetheart?

ćunts

I'm only up late because I listened to the fight on R5

On the white wine now to temper me hangover

Long as you managed to drive home ok first.

Long as you managed to drive home ok first.

?

if its me you're asking about then I was home by train by 10 last neet

?

if its me you're asking about then I was home by train by 10 last neet

 

I was joking, never mind.

Long as you managed to drive home ok first.

 

You didn't expect him to walk home in that state did you?