I pay tax.

 

Therefore, I own a part of LloydsTSB

 

LloydsTSB own my overdraft

 

Therefore, I own my overdraft.

 

Does this mean I can tell them I no longer owe them any money since it's mine to lend in the first place? ie. I've lent me some money, so I don't need to pay it back.

 

I'd quite like to to nail the girl who deals with mortgages at the Hotel St. branch until her eyes fell out, but I don't know if that would be permitted.

I pay tax.

 

Therefore, I own a part of LloydsTSB

 

LloydsTSB own my overdraft

 

Therefore, I own my overdraft.

 

Does this mean I can tell them I no longer owe them any money since it's mine to lend in the first place? ie. I've lent me some money, so I don't need to pay it back.

 

I'd quite like to to nail the girl who deals with mortgages at the Hotel St. branch until her eyes fell out, but I don't know if that would be permitted.

you are right

 

 

 

It's your own personal QE and why not ease into

I pay tax.

 

Therefore, I own a part of LloydsTSB

 

LloydsTSB own my overdraft

 

Therefore, I own my overdraft.

 

Does this mean I can tell them I no longer owe them any money since it's mine to lend in the first place? ie. I've lent me some money, so I don't need to pay it back.

 

I'd quite like to to nail the girl who deals with mortgages at the Hotel St. branch until her eyes fell out, but I don't know if that would be permitted.

 

I don't think it works quite that way.

However, working along those lines: that girl is now your employee/slave, so feel free to nail away.

You really need to go into the branch and ask these questions. Don't go straight to the manager, have a plan B. If the deputy Manager won't acceed to your request, insist on seeing the manager.

Before you go in, research the name of the Chairman. In fact, it's all here. See, I've saved you the trouble, his name is Victor Blank. The problem is, they've done it as a quiz. But anyway, you now know his first name, start trying to guess his surname.

 

I'd start off with Victor Aardvaark and then run through the alphabet until you get the right one

His last name is Ivvee

I pay tax.

 

Therefore, I own a part of LloydsTSB

 

LloydsTSB own my overdraft

 

Therefore, I own my overdraft.

 

Does this mean I can tell them I no longer owe them any money since it's mine to lend in the first place? ie. I've lent me some money, so I don't need to pay it back.

 

I'd quite like to to nail the girl who deals with mortgages at the Hotel St. branch until her eyes fell out, but I don't know if that would be permitted.

 

will pass the message on via friends and family

 

if you didn't like it, why sign up to it? jal

Don't pay tax, problem sorted.

82p overdrawn....?28 charge

 

BAG OF WANK

82p overdrawn....?28 charge

 

BAG OF WANK

 

Free banking for non peasants

82p overdrawn....?28 charge

 

BAG OF WANK

Ring them and tell them they're out of order. You should get it back, unless you're always going into an unauthorised overdraft that is.

TSB are shiite. I've been with them since the mid 70s and I've just got around to binning them after one dispute too many.

 

Noone likes to see people being laid off, but given the choice of banks going to the wall at the moment, this shower of cuunts are top of my wish list.

You really need to go into the branch and ask these questions. Don't go straight to the manager, have a plan B. If the deputy Manager won't acceed to your request, insist on seeing the manager.

Before you go in, research the name of the Chairman. In fact, it's all here. See, I've saved you the trouble, his name is Victor Blank. The problem is, they've done it as a quiz. But anyway, you now know his first name, start trying to guess his surname.

 

I'd start off with Victor Aardvaark and then run through the alphabet until you get the right one