July 15, 200917 yr But didn't the deceased's family wonder how they managed to fit a 6'7" bloke into a 5'10" coffin?
July 15, 200917 yr but right he confesses 4 years later why didn't they just take his word for it? I see no reason to dig him up, open the coffin, go "aye, no legs look", then rebury him
July 15, 200917 yr I don't give a toss if they cut my head off and ram it up my arse when I'm dead. Because I'll be dead. I might even have a big tattoo on my cock saying "Do what the fuck you want with my body when I'm dead, and if my family complain about it, tell them I said they're a bunch of moaning bastards - I'm dead for fucks sake!".
July 15, 200917 yr What in, fucking braille? Good point. I'll just have a tiny url link to a youtube video of me saying all that.
July 15, 200917 yr I don't give a toss if they cut my head off and ram it up my arse when I'm dead. Because I'll be dead. I might even have a big tattoo on my cock saying "Do what the fuck you want with my body when I'm dead, and if my family complain about it, tell them I said they're a bunch of moaning bastards - I'm dead for fucks sake!". Fcuking hell how big is your cock
July 15, 200917 yr Legally they didn't have a leg to stand on Makes you wonder if the Funeral Parlour had to stump up some cash as compensation.
July 15, 200917 yr Makes you wonder if the Funeral Parlour had to stump up some cash as compensation. And if they did i bet they all went down the pub and got legless