October 8, 200916 yr Dear Matt Lucas Im sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my partner who sadly has passed away too. If you would like to hook up just give me a call. Yours Sincerely JACK TWEED
October 22, 200916 yr What do Women and Clouds have in Common?? Occasionally they f*ck off and it's a really nice day!
October 22, 200916 yr Author Not a joke but try this Ever wondered why drinking too much Vodka makes you ill ? To find out type smirnoff in your phone using predictive text.........
October 22, 200916 yr Jesus the original of that joke was we would rather serve 500 jocks than one Englishman
October 22, 200916 yr Caucasian sat in barbers chair asks for a Tele Savalas. Barber shaves his head and says that'll be ?5. Proper asian goes next and says I think I'll have a Tele Savalas as well. Barber shaves his head and says that'll be ?10. ?10 says the asian but you only charged the other bloke a fiver. Aye says the barber but colour Tele's are more expensive.
October 23, 200916 yr Author Jesus the original of that joke was we would rather serve 500 DMB's than one Wa\nderers fan
Dear Matt Lucas
Im sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my partner who sadly has passed away too. If you would like to hook up just give me a call.
Yours Sincerely
JACK TWEED